Reaching out with one massive claw, Rampage attempts to tap Newt in the center of the chest. He puts little force into it, but chances are it's still going to feel a bit like punch.

"No spark," he says. "You feel about as alive as the rusted rocks littering this ruin."

Honestly, even turbo-foxes and the nitrodeer have sparks. What business do aliens have being alive without them?