"Yeah, but I'm pretty sure my co-captain," and he draws the word out for the first time ever - letting it sink in. It has never, ever sounded as great as it does when he's using it to needle Tarn. "Would be interested in seeing how you're incapable of following directions."

Is Rodimus vaguely threatening to sic sad dad Megatron on Tarn again? You better believe it. But it's the play on words that really gets Rodimus - who slams his drink down on the counter harder than is warranted. "You did not just--" He did! What the hell! And he just knows the bastard is smirking, which makes it a special brand of awful Rodimus was completely unprepared for. "I'm not the one who's tearing people's limbs off left and right!"

Fuck you, his joke was on point, Tarn. Yours is just tasteless and really fucking good. Which is also partly why it's so enraging.