crabcake: (hmph)
crabcake ([personal profile] crabcake) wrote in [community profile] robothell 2015-04-10 11:35 pm (UTC)

There's a gaudily coloured tank atop a nearby building with Sixshot in his sights. Rampage's aim shifts slightly until he fixes cleanly on his target: Sixshot's oversized rear. He's distantly aware that there's somebody with the six-changer, a small prickle of presence against his spark, but First Aid is well-hidden from his view by the bulk of Sixshot's wolf form, so he doesn't pay it any mind.

Rampage is bored. And when Rampage is bored, he thinks, and when he thinks his thoughts turn inward and travel down dark paths that inevitably lead to a deep rage focused on life, the universe, and everything. And when he rages, he tends to murder. And he's really trying not to murder.

So instead of getting bored, he's decided to engage in what is rapidly becoming his favorite pastime: annoying Sixshot.

And by 'annoy', he currently means 'shoot a missile at his butt'. It's not an especially powerful missile, he just wants to annoy the 'Con, not demolish the building beneath his feet, but it is still destined to collide with Sixshot's rear end at high velocity.

Rampage laughs as he fires off the missile and watches it speed towards Sixshot. There's a peace sign emblazoned on its nose.

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