"Extremely responsibly!!" he points to his glass. "Only one. As of yet."

He's probably going to end this evening completely gazeboed on one of the bleachers but it's the journey that matters, not the destination.

"Actually, speaking of..." Pipes nudges Magnus' knee gently. "I heard it's official party rules that you have to dance at least once for no less than exactly five point six minutes."

If there's a less subtle way of asking her to dance, Pipes probably doesn't know it.