ROOOOOBOT PROOOOM

[rodders]

Who: ALL ROBOTS.
Where: THE FORUM
When: RIGHT THE FUCK NOW
What: ROBOT PROM
Warnings: teenagers making out, galvatron doing his thing, a throwdown between first aid and tarn over sixshot. usual prom shit.


ROBOT PROM

the punch has been spiked, the music is whatever they could scrape together, and there’s bleachers to make out behind. takes place OUTSIDE in the forum so there's plenty of space and people can easily crash it.

prom king is optimus prime, prom queen is pipes.

please behave as irresponsibly as you would at real prom.

comment around, mingle, you all know the drill.

Comments

OTA

[pharma]

The fact that Pharma is even here isn't the most embarrassing part. No, the most embarrassing part is that he's technically here with Tarn. He isn't stupid, he knows how this is going to look, especially with people here that know his history. But perhaps it's better that he come back out to make his presence more secured in this place. The free energon was a bonus, too.

But he is still trying to keep as much distance from his 'date' as possible, settling around with a drink in hand and just sort of examining the group that has congregated so far.

[triggerhappycopter]

"Oh my god." Suddenly! A Spinister!

"Everyone here," he declares, grabbing Pharma by the backs of his shoulders and shaking it as if that's somehow help him communicate this enormous revelation better. "Everyone here is a baby."

[pharma]

Pharma jumps slightly, hands rising to grip Spinister's arms as he's shaken by the shoulders, his face gradually shifting from an expression of surprise to complete bemusement. "Don't touch me. It isn't that much of a surprise that so many people here are young, is it?"

[triggerhappycopter]

"Why wouldn I touch- oh my god are you diseased," cue the most exaggerated (and possibly rather drunken) horrified looks, hands clamped on either side of Spinister's teal face.

It lasts about a second. Then he starts babbling.

"It's a bit weird because I've never seen this many young people in one place in a while, I think. We don't have as much young folks as you 'Bots do. We kill a lot of them, but we don't have a lot of them!"

[pharma]

Oh Primus, he's wasted. Pharma peers derisively at him for a moment. "Don't touch me because I don't like you. You probably don't have a lot of them because you kill them, you dolt."

Although the mention of all the young folks here does make him a little self-conscious. How many of these people don't even know who he is? Although on second thought, that's probably a good thing right now.