They'll have to go through you first

[system_dp]

Who: Miria and Whoever [Open]. One special meeting with a gold asshole [Closed to IDW Sentinel]
What: Earth made robot fun times!
Where: Various places
When: After Robot Prom
Warnings: ... does setting Sentinel on fire require a warning?


Option A

[There is one thing Miria had found out about herself while being stuck on Cybertron and that was simply this: She could restore her depleted energy by consuming some of the odd organic food-like items that were growing on Cybertron. Not that she took a lot, there are humans here after all and they needed the sustenance more than her.

So at this moment one will find the minibot sized robot carefully picking a few of the fruits and seemingly not paying attention to her surroundings.]

Option Bar

[Look, Miria has no reason to actually go into the robot bar. She doesn't consume Energon so why would she?

So really she's kind of lurking nearby and simply watching whoever comes and goes, while not being all that well hidden.]

Option Sentinel Only

[OH LOOK. Some trash, this prompt is also trash. So let's just have them throw down.

By some energon maybe? Whatever, it's not near by any populated sections of the city.]

Comments

[system_dp]

All of this Unit's weaponry is energy based.

[Except the grenades, of course.]

So it is highly unlike this Unit's weapons could become "clogged".

[planate]

You could still get mud and stuff in them. This planet is pretty dirty...

[he's worried about u okay]

[system_dp]

[... She'll just reach out and give Pipes a pat on his arm.]

If that happens then this Unit will seek assistance in cleaning it's weaponry, does that make Pipes... happy?

[planate]

[he nods.]

Yes. I don't mean to sound condescending but Cybertron can be very unforgiving for those not acclimated.

[system_dp]

[Pat pats his shoulder.]

This Unit is used to harsh conditions, but... It appreciates Pipes' concern for it.

[planate]

[he claps happily.]

I'm glad! Have you found a place to stay?

[system_dp]

To stay?

[That is a no, Pipes.]

[planate]

Yeah, like... sleep? Chill out? A roof over your head?

[system_dp]

[Headtilt, give her a moment.]

... No, this Unit sees no reason to have a place for such things.

[planate]

Miria! It's important to stay safe when you're powered down. Please tell me you at least rest in the buildings.

[system_dp]

Power down?

[And her head is still tilted, Pipes.]

This Unit doesn't power down.

[planate]

I-- what?

[??????!!!!!!!!???????]

[system_dp]

[A slow blink, but hey she's stopped having her head tilted in that curious way.]

This Unit will remain active until it's mission is completed and it has returned to Earth. Then it will be shut down until it is needed again.

[imatruck]

...got anything nonwasteful I can throw at you.

[Why you frown.]

[system_dp]

No. This Unit would suggest the Cybertronian doesn't throw anything.

[She frowns because she has very little emotions right now.]

Unless the Cybertronian wants to start a fight.

[imatruck]

YEAH I wanna start a fight!

Throwin's one thing, punchin'...now that's something.

[system_dp]

Why?

[Because she doesn't see a reason for starting a pointless fight. She doesn't even know who Grimlock is.]

[imatruck]

Cause it's fun!

[Grimlock logic.]

[system_dp]

But combat should only happen when one has no other solution. Combat for fun does not make sense to this Unit.

[It's dumb logic, to Miria.]

[imatruck]

What if you got no other way from keepin' you bored?

[Important question.]

[system_dp]

[And she's tilting her head once more.]

This Unit does not know what "bored" is.

[imatruck]

When you go nothin' to do and you wanna do somethin'!

[Grimlock's got this on lockdown.]

You kinda weird.

[system_dp]

... Does the Cybertronian mean the time between missions then? This Unit is shut down during those times.

[That is the closest to what she knows to what Grimlock is saying.]

Nothing about this Unit is running unoptimally, thus it cannot be "weird".

[imatruck]

Yeah, I guess. My name ain't Cybertronian though, it's Grimlock.

...see, saying unoptimus? That's weird.

[system_dp]

You are a Cybertronian, correct? Thus this Unit refers to Grimlock as such.

[Since you never gave her your name!!!]

This Unit is running optimally, it does not see how it's systems could run Optimus Prime.