They'll have to go through you first

[system_dp]

Who: Miria and Whoever [Open]. One special meeting with a gold asshole [Closed to IDW Sentinel]
What: Earth made robot fun times!
Where: Various places
When: After Robot Prom
Warnings: ... does setting Sentinel on fire require a warning?


Option A

[There is one thing Miria had found out about herself while being stuck on Cybertron and that was simply this: She could restore her depleted energy by consuming some of the odd organic food-like items that were growing on Cybertron. Not that she took a lot, there are humans here after all and they needed the sustenance more than her.

So at this moment one will find the minibot sized robot carefully picking a few of the fruits and seemingly not paying attention to her surroundings.]

Option Bar

[Look, Miria has no reason to actually go into the robot bar. She doesn't consume Energon so why would she?

So really she's kind of lurking nearby and simply watching whoever comes and goes, while not being all that well hidden.]

Option Sentinel Only

[OH LOOK. Some trash, this prompt is also trash. So let's just have them throw down.

By some energon maybe? Whatever, it's not near by any populated sections of the city.]

Comments

[planate]

Good! I'm glad.

[he claps his hands together.]

Never better! Well, actually, I could use a new paint coat but that's not really important.

[system_dp]

[And she's tilting her head.]

This Unit is not seeing any damage to Pipes' paint, why would he need a new one?

[Because that is what she'll focus on.]

[planate]

It's starting to get worn down! It's an aesthetic thing, really. Nothing too important.

[he just really likes his colour 8(]

[system_dp]

If it isn't important then Pipes would not have mentioned it.

[It is a nice colour! Even if it has gotten Pipes shot.

Also Miria has no clue about aesthetics.]

[planate]

It's low level!

[for real.]

Anyway! [he claps his hands together.] What've you been up to? Did you figure out the terminal? I can teach you Neocybex if you'd like.

[system_dp]

[STILL.]

This Unit has been exploring, as the terminal was less than optimal information source. It has also made the acquaintance of the Cybertronians Optimus Prime and Sixshot.

[planate]

Oh! I've met them both, too. They should be helpful.

That offer of Neocybex still stands, if you need it.

[system_dp]

[Oh and she met First Aid and Ratchet, but does that count because medics? Well, she doesn't mention them.]

Sixshot did assist this Unit in basic maintenance. [aka a shower.]

And this Unit will consider the offer, Pipes.

[planate]

That's good! You figured out how to get fuel here, then?

[that's what he assumes by 'maintenance'.]

Lemme know if you need it.

[system_dp]

Yes, this Unit figured that out on it's own. Sixshot merely insisted that this Unit shower.

[SHE HAD GLITCHMICE IN HER HAIR, PIPES.]

[planate]

Yeah that-- that's usually a good thing.

[he says, having not showered in like a month.]

[system_dp]

[Don't worry, she can't tell that he stinks.]

This Unit has never had to deal with it's own maintenance before.

[planate]

Do you... know how, at least?

[system_dp]

Know how?

[Headtilt.]

This Unit is aware of there being ways for it to clean itself, if that is what Pipes means.

[planate]

I don't mean just cleaning, I mean like...

[a pause.]

Well, I guess it mostly does come down to cleaning but what if you got a clogged gun or something!

[system_dp]

All of this Unit's weaponry is energy based.

[Except the grenades, of course.]

So it is highly unlike this Unit's weapons could become "clogged".

[planate]

You could still get mud and stuff in them. This planet is pretty dirty...

[he's worried about u okay]

[system_dp]

[... She'll just reach out and give Pipes a pat on his arm.]

If that happens then this Unit will seek assistance in cleaning it's weaponry, does that make Pipes... happy?

[planate]

[he nods.]

Yes. I don't mean to sound condescending but Cybertron can be very unforgiving for those not acclimated.

[system_dp]

[Pat pats his shoulder.]

This Unit is used to harsh conditions, but... It appreciates Pipes' concern for it.

[planate]

[he claps happily.]

I'm glad! Have you found a place to stay?

[system_dp]

To stay?

[That is a no, Pipes.]

[planate]

Yeah, like... sleep? Chill out? A roof over your head?

[system_dp]

[Headtilt, give her a moment.]

... No, this Unit sees no reason to have a place for such things.

[planate]

Miria! It's important to stay safe when you're powered down. Please tell me you at least rest in the buildings.