They'll have to go through you first

[system_dp]

Who: Miria and Whoever [Open]. One special meeting with a gold asshole [Closed to IDW Sentinel]
What: Earth made robot fun times!
Where: Various places
When: After Robot Prom
Warnings: ... does setting Sentinel on fire require a warning?


Option A

[There is one thing Miria had found out about herself while being stuck on Cybertron and that was simply this: She could restore her depleted energy by consuming some of the odd organic food-like items that were growing on Cybertron. Not that she took a lot, there are humans here after all and they needed the sustenance more than her.

So at this moment one will find the minibot sized robot carefully picking a few of the fruits and seemingly not paying attention to her surroundings.]

Option Bar

[Look, Miria has no reason to actually go into the robot bar. She doesn't consume Energon so why would she?

So really she's kind of lurking nearby and simply watching whoever comes and goes, while not being all that well hidden.]

Option Sentinel Only

[OH LOOK. Some trash, this prompt is also trash. So let's just have them throw down.

By some energon maybe? Whatever, it's not near by any populated sections of the city.]

Comments

[system_dp]

Yes.

[That's her answer before she takes one of the fruit she's carrying and takes a small bite of it. Maybe now that she's facing Grimlock he will take note that a) she is taller than any human has a right to be and 2) look at all that armour on her. That looks like she could transform into something, if he notices that kind of thing.]

This Unit would also request that the Cybertronian refrains from wasting resources. There are humans here that will require it.

[imatruck]

[Woah...she looks different from any human he's seen. The armor makes her look almost Cybertronian. He tilted his head, clicking his mouth.]

Aww, there can't be that many humans! Can't I throw one?

[system_dp]

Throwing one will lead to throwing more.

[Her voice is also very robotic, so she may just be a confusing bundle of what for him.

Or not, most of the Cybertronians she's met seemed to take her in stride.]

Would the Cybertronian be pleased if this Unit started throwing it's food source around?

[imatruck]

[You're just a bundle of strange, little human....bot...person.

He lulls his head to the side while he thinks about this very important dilemma.]

...uh yeah! Sure!

[system_dp]

You would?

[Look who is talking, as she tilts her head in confusion at Grimlock's answer.]

[imatruck]

Yeah! It was funny the first time around. Wouldn't hurt to try a second time.

[system_dp]

It is still a waste of resources.

[She's got the smallest of frown on her face now.]

[imatruck]

...got anything nonwasteful I can throw at you.

[Why you frown.]

[system_dp]

No. This Unit would suggest the Cybertronian doesn't throw anything.

[She frowns because she has very little emotions right now.]

Unless the Cybertronian wants to start a fight.

[imatruck]

YEAH I wanna start a fight!

Throwin's one thing, punchin'...now that's something.

[system_dp]

Why?

[Because she doesn't see a reason for starting a pointless fight. She doesn't even know who Grimlock is.]

[imatruck]

Cause it's fun!

[Grimlock logic.]

[system_dp]

But combat should only happen when one has no other solution. Combat for fun does not make sense to this Unit.

[It's dumb logic, to Miria.]

[imatruck]

What if you got no other way from keepin' you bored?

[Important question.]

[system_dp]

[And she's tilting her head once more.]

This Unit does not know what "bored" is.

[imatruck]

When you go nothin' to do and you wanna do somethin'!

[Grimlock's got this on lockdown.]

You kinda weird.

[system_dp]

... Does the Cybertronian mean the time between missions then? This Unit is shut down during those times.

[That is the closest to what she knows to what Grimlock is saying.]

Nothing about this Unit is running unoptimally, thus it cannot be "weird".

[imatruck]

Yeah, I guess. My name ain't Cybertronian though, it's Grimlock.

...see, saying unoptimus? That's weird.

[system_dp]

You are a Cybertronian, correct? Thus this Unit refers to Grimlock as such.

[Since you never gave her your name!!!]

This Unit is running optimally, it does not see how it's systems could run Optimus Prime.

[imatruck]

But now you can call me Grimlock. Are you called Unit?

[He chuckles.]

Yeah you can't run Optimus, but you could run on Optimus!

[system_dp]

This Unit can refer to Grimlock by... [A pause.] His name, but it was not able to before knowing his name.

[Yeah she's going to. ignore the stuff about Optimus, because she doesn't understand it at all.]

If Grimlock needs to refer to this Unit, he can call it "Miria".

[imatruck]

..ok, so Grimlock yeah.

[He's kind of lost himself, but that's because Grimlock.]

Uh ok, Miria. Still say you're kind of weird for a Unit.

[system_dp]

[Slow blink at Grimlock's latest statement as she...

Finishes eating the fruit she had taken a bite out of earlier. She's even polite enough to not talk while eating, of course that means she's just staring at the Dinobot as she does it.]

wrong tag

[imatruck]

[Grimlock stares back, unsure what that's supposed to mean or say. He just sits down, looking back at her with an unsure expression.]

Uhh...

[system_dp]

[And she's finishing up and still staring at Grimlock.]

... Does Grimlock require anything else?

[She's not that good at the small talk, dude.]