video; backdated to a day or so after Prom

[redshitlord]

So uh... say... you were at a thing. Having a good time, and everything is just great.

But then... your memory gets kind of fuzzy. Like, wow I shouldn't have run into that electric generator in the back of the scrapyard kind of fuzzy.

[A beat.]

Not that that's ever happened! I'm just saying!

[Okay, Sideswipe, what are you trying to get at.]

And then... you think maybe you did something kind of really weird. But you're not like... sure?

Is that just me? It's not just me, right?

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[imatruck]

Uh...

Weird.

And...did I mention weird?

[redshitlord]

You feel weird...?

You're not like, breaking down or anything?

[imatruck]

No? I mean, you didn't slip some dark energon or somethin' right?

[redshitlord]

Pretty sure I'd be dead or something if that happened, buddy.

[imatruck]

Not if you were slippin' me something' from that mouth of yours!

[There. He said it.]

[redshitlord]

Wh--

What?

[just hear his mental brakes slam on WHAM.]

[imatruck]

You mashed our faces!

[redshitlord]

No! I didn't!

[imatruck]

I KNOW WHAT HAPPENS TO MY FACE.

[redshitlord]

Maybe you were dreaming!

[imatruck]

You think I'd dream about you mashing your face in mine!?

[redshitlord]

I don't know what you dream about!

[imatruck]

Oh you WISH it was a dream!

Nuh-uh, you did it! And you did it to my FACE.

[redshitlord]

I thought you were wishing it was a dream!

Maybe it was an accident!

[imatruck]

I do, but that's different!

[Uh.]

How do you accidentally touch faces?!

[redshitlord]

... what?

You just do!

[imatruck]

I unno!

Well it happened! So what do we do!?

[redshitlord]

Uh.

Do we... have to do something?

[imatruck]

I don't know, this never happened to me.

Maybe we should ask someone--oh I know! I can ask Optimus! He knows this kind of stuff.

[redshitlord]

It never happened to me before, either!

... You can't just ask Optimus. He's Optimus!

[imatruck]

Sure I can! I asked him a bunch of stuff!

[redshitlord]

Did you ask him about... this stuff?

[imatruck]

Not yet! That's why I said ask him!

[redshitlord]

Don't ask him that kind of thing!

[imatruck]

Why not?