video; backdated to a day or so after Prom

[redshitlord]

So uh... say... you were at a thing. Having a good time, and everything is just great.

But then... your memory gets kind of fuzzy. Like, wow I shouldn't have run into that electric generator in the back of the scrapyard kind of fuzzy.

[A beat.]

Not that that's ever happened! I'm just saying!

[Okay, Sideswipe, what are you trying to get at.]

And then... you think maybe you did something kind of really weird. But you're not like... sure?

Is that just me? It's not just me, right?

Comments

[imatruck]

Oh you WISH it was a dream!

Nuh-uh, you did it! And you did it to my FACE.

[redshitlord]

I thought you were wishing it was a dream!

Maybe it was an accident!

[imatruck]

I do, but that's different!

[Uh.]

How do you accidentally touch faces?!

[redshitlord]

... what?

You just do!

[imatruck]

I unno!

Well it happened! So what do we do!?

[redshitlord]

Uh.

Do we... have to do something?

[imatruck]

I don't know, this never happened to me.

Maybe we should ask someone--oh I know! I can ask Optimus! He knows this kind of stuff.

[redshitlord]

It never happened to me before, either!

... You can't just ask Optimus. He's Optimus!

[imatruck]

Sure I can! I asked him a bunch of stuff!

[redshitlord]

Did you ask him about... this stuff?

[imatruck]

Not yet! That's why I said ask him!

[redshitlord]

Don't ask him that kind of thing!

[imatruck]

Why not?

[redshitlord]

Because it's Optimus?

[imatruck]

Yeah, that's why he can help!

[redshitlord]

But that's--

You just can't do that! That's like so against the rules.

[imatruck]

Oh I didn't know I was talkin' to Strongarm, rules bot.

[redshitlord]

Oh.

Oh don't you even.

[imatruck]

Oh yeah? Then why are you worried about ruuuuules?

[redshitlord]

Don't you dare.

Come down here and say that to my face!

[imatruck]

Oh no, I know what happened last time you were in my face!

[redshitlord]

Fine! I'll just climb up there and do it that way!

[imatruck]

...you're gonna climb up to kiss my face?

[redshitlord]

Wh--

No?!

[imatruck]

That's what it sounds like!