video; backdated to a day or so after Prom

[redshitlord]

So uh... say... you were at a thing. Having a good time, and everything is just great.

But then... your memory gets kind of fuzzy. Like, wow I shouldn't have run into that electric generator in the back of the scrapyard kind of fuzzy.

[A beat.]

Not that that's ever happened! I'm just saying!

[Okay, Sideswipe, what are you trying to get at.]

And then... you think maybe you did something kind of really weird. But you're not like... sure?

Is that just me? It's not just me, right?

Comments

[redshitlord]

Don't ask him that kind of thing!

[imatruck]

Why not?

[redshitlord]

Because it's Optimus?

[imatruck]

Yeah, that's why he can help!

[redshitlord]

But that's--

You just can't do that! That's like so against the rules.

[imatruck]

Oh I didn't know I was talkin' to Strongarm, rules bot.

[redshitlord]

Oh.

Oh don't you even.

[imatruck]

Oh yeah? Then why are you worried about ruuuuules?

[redshitlord]

Don't you dare.

Come down here and say that to my face!

[imatruck]

Oh no, I know what happened last time you were in my face!

[redshitlord]

Fine! I'll just climb up there and do it that way!

[imatruck]

...you're gonna climb up to kiss my face?

[redshitlord]

Wh--

No?!

[imatruck]

That's what it sounds like!

[redshitlord]

Well it wasn't!

[imatruck]

Why are we fighting?!

[redshitlord]

Because you're acting all angry and weird instead of just ... pretending nothing happened!

[imatruck]

Cause you mushed my face!

[redshitlord]

Stop saying that! Let's just forget about it!

[imatruck]

...

Mushmushmushmushmush!

[redshitlord]

Grim--!

I'm coming over there!

[imatruck]

Whatchu gonna do about it?

[redshitlord]

S-

Something!

[imatruck]

Better not be face mush.

[redshitlord]

Would you cut it out with the face mushing?