This is a catch-all post.

[system_dp]

Who: Miria and whoever. [Open-ish]
Where: VARIOUS
When: Over the course of the sex pollen event, duh.
What: A robot learns how to love. via dickings.
Warnings: Smut, awkwardness. Possibly awkward smut.


[Medibay]
The newest, Miria would guess, changes to Cybertron had been interesting, but she didn't consider any of them dangerous. Not even the weird fox-like creatures, or the new flora. Then again she very rarely considered a lot of things here dangerous, so there is that.

But after a while she started to not feel... Right. And while her systems were not giving her any kind of errors or signs she was in need of seeing a medic? The Earth-made robot was heading right to the medical facility to see if one of the medics could fix this.

That and her leg, from her fight with Sentinel that happened a while ago. Why yes, she didn't get that fixed. Shut up.


[Anywhere Else - State when and where please.]
After what happened before? Miria is just going to wander and try to just keep to herself or maybe seek out the few friends she does have here. Either way, she's easy to run into.

Comments

THE SECOND ONE and also wherever

[planate]

Pipes, being somewhat of an adult, was perfectly aware of what the pollen had done to him. His main problem was... not really wanting to deal with it.

He has a bit of a romanticised view of it all, and this just doesn't feel right. He's honestly just frustrated at the entire situation, leaning against the wall in some (hopefully) secluded part of the city with his arms crossed and staring intently at the wall opposite.

Maybe the power of hate is stronger than the power of boners.

in a dirty back alley popping boners, oh my.

[system_dp]

THINGS are, weird. Not that Miria is going to complain, then again she isn't one to complain normally. And she was most certainly not going to discuss what went down in the medibay. Especially since the urges were renewed and everything is frustrating!

And she also happens to walk right past Pipes little boner killing hidey hole, which for one brief moment she didn't see the small Cybertronian. Sadly before she got to far from him she did notice him, and stops dead in her tracks.

And stares.

i only do the most classy of porn

[planate]

He notices Miria, and really hopes she's unaffected. Maybe talking to her would help take his mind off it.

It wanders, though, and he's slightly grossed out. But also not. God damn it.

Pipes waves at her awkwardly.

liar

[system_dp]

Well... Pipes may notice that her cheeks have coloured a bit at his approach, who knew she could do that? Not her that's for sure!

If she knew the word cute she would be thinking at this moment how she never noticed how cute Pipes is. Instead she's just confused, and then there is the waving.

"Hello," she is really hoping her voice is sounding normal and not like some awkward schoolgirl.

Re: liar

[planate]

If it's different, he doesn't notice. They haven't really spoken for a while.

"Um. Hi. Are you alright?"

Mmmyep just ignoring everything.

[system_dp]

"Yes?" Oh boy, did her voice just go up an octave? It sure did and she is most pointedly looking at everything but Pipes.

"Thi-- I have just had some repairs done, so I am at pe... Peak function!"

Miria is now standing ramrod straight and somehow more awkward then usual. That and the whole using 'I' when referring to herself should be big red flag.

[planate]

"Really?"

See, now Pipes thinks she has something else wrong with her. That ain't normal.

"You, uh. Sound a bit..." hand wave. Odd.

[system_dp]

"Thi--I engaged in combat some time ago and had minor damage that needed repairs."

That is all, that is the only thing that was wrong. Really.

"How has Pipes been?"

Let us change the subject from her to him!

[planate]

He looks away awkwardly. Honestly, the fact that Miria isn't a Cybertron is helping slightly. Pipes just assumes they wouldn't have compatible parts. He shifts slightly, moving his weight from one leg to the other.

"Alright. I'm fine. Might need to... go, soon. I left my house on fire. I mean. The heating on. Uh. It got hot."

Fuck.

[system_dp]

Oh Pipes, what you don't know. Apparently even humans made it so their killer death machine can do that sort of thing, just she never felt a need to do so. Until recently.

"Oh, then would you like me to fly you there? It would be quicker," she is just offering to be nice, and well... She doesn't want him to go away?

Cause dammit Pipes, she's got that hot feeling again and it's his fault.

[planate]

HUMANS!!

"Ah... hah. I'll pass. For now. Maybe I can ride you some other time! Um. Stand on."

He puts a hand on her shoulder. "Thanks, though."

[system_dp]

Her face flushes as soon as Pipes' hand is on her shoulder, and how had she not noticed how cute he is until now? Maybe it's because she's never looked at him so close before now but....

Hope he doesn't mind her just kind of leaning in a planting a kiss on that faceplate, because that is what one does in this situation. Right?

[planate]

It surprises him, because he doesn't have a mouth. And she does. And her mouth is now on his faceplate.

This is weird, but also good. He concentrates on the good more than anything else. He can't help it.

It's about now Pipes realises he has no idea what to do. He cautiously puts a hand on Miria's waist. Is that right? Who knows, not him.

[system_dp]

Don't worry, Miria doesn't have much more of an idea about this then Pipes. So when she feels that hand on her waist?

She pulls back just a little.

"... I am. Um. Sorry."

[planate]

"It-- it's fine. Really. It's fine."

Pipes feels a brief flash of guilt, mostly because of Mayday, but the pollen effects dissipates it fairly quickly.

[system_dp]

"Pipes is sure?"

Miria only feels awkward, and turned on, right now. And awkward.

But mostly turned on.

"This... I," how to say this. "I need help, Pipes."

[planate]

That makes two of them.

Pipes takes her hands, because he is fucking romantic.

"It's okay. If... I'm honest, I think I do, too."

Let's bang.

[system_dp]

Oh no, oh no. Hand holding. If Miria had panties they would be dropped right now.

Instead she's just going to try and pull Pipes towards somewhere more private then where they are right now.

Hell yeah, let's knock boots.

[planate]

SO LEWD!!

Pipes follows, starting to get all giddy. Oh, gosh! He's going to get laid! He thinks!

[system_dp]

Too bad Miria isn't an expert on this kind of thing, because she has no idea what she's doing. Which should be obvious when she stops after a bit and awkwardly looks around.

"Um I... ah, don't," fumbling with her words here. "Know where we should..."

HELP PIPES SENPAI, pick a place to get laid.

Number two and romantic hotspot the crater

[imatruck]

Grimlock wasn't the best when it came to knowing what was going on in Cybertron 2...or whatever number Cybertron it is.

He did notice the new flowers popping up, allowing him the opportunity to scoop them up and give them away to anyone he saw...except that helicopter. And that crab-guy. Fuck those two. Everyone else gets one.

Speaking of everyone else, there's that robot he threw apples at awhile ago. The dinobot waves, shaking a bunch in his hand. "Hey! Miria! Check it out!"

[system_dp]

A part of her had been hoping that hanging around the crater would mean she could ride this whole thing out without riding someone else. Again. But alas that is not to be, as she hears a familiar voice calling out to her and...

Oh it's the weird food throwing fellow. Waving at her, guess she'll just kind of awkwardly wave back at him.

[imatruck]

No one is safe from the invasion of the sex pollinators, not even Grimlock. Grimlock, who trots by with his messy bouquet, has that same big grin on his face.

"Look, I found these flowers! They just popped up overnight!" He hands the flora to Miria, "Wanna sniff?"

[system_dp]

"N-no thank y--" Ack, face full of flowers. At least she doesn't have allergies or can sneeze, so she just sort of awkwardly takes the flowers since it doesn't seem like she has a choice here.

And... awkward silence now.

[imatruck]

Grimlock suddenly feels as if he was put on the spot, like he forgot something obvious. He just politely kneels down to her level, hands on his knees.

"So what'd ya think? I unno about you, but I think I got some kind of bug from 'em, but it ain't too bad.

But you're a different kind of robot so you don't hafta worry about it!"