Pharma takes a step back and ponders how many steps Tarn would take in the time he could turn his hand into a chainsaw. Looking back up, and up to Tarn's face helps him decide against that for the time being.

"Unfortunately --" Although he sounds like it's pretty fortuitous after all. "-- It seems there aren't any haphazardly lying about. Might I suggest considering saying 'no' to the urge to transform without reason on occasion?"

Hahaha, no, that'd be too easy.