His impulse is to straight up pick Nautica up and throw her away from him, because for millions of years nobody would have dared even think about doing something like this without getting shot in the head. His second is to pull his chair back or get up, but he realises that if he does that she'll probably fall onto the floor or something, and he can't imagine that would be good for her in this state. He'd kind of be willing to take that risk, honestly, if it wasn't for the fact that other people would probably see.
He stays where he is with the utmost reluctance.
"I assure you," he says stiffly, "I am as well as can possibly be expected."
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His impulse is to straight up pick Nautica up and throw her away from him, because for millions of years nobody would have dared even think about doing something like this without getting shot in the head. His second is to pull his chair back or get up, but he realises that if he does that she'll probably fall onto the floor or something, and he can't imagine that would be good for her in this state. He'd kind of be willing to take that risk, honestly, if it wasn't for the fact that other people would probably see.
He stays where he is with the utmost reluctance.
"I assure you," he says stiffly, "I am as well as can possibly be expected."