ROBOT HELL

Wed, 23 Mar 2016 01:36:08 GMT

Posted by: phase6kindofbot

Who: First Aid and Sixshot.
Where: CITY
When: A while after First Aid gets well enough to walk around again.
What: Not a Date.
Warnings: Gay robots.

( Kiss de Ambulance )

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Sun, 21 Feb 2016 02:10:51 GMT

Posted by: sparkwhisperer

Who: Tarn and Megatron
Where: in the city :T
When: sometime
What: Tarn gets caught exactly where he should not be.
Warnings: threats of violence. possibly actual violence.
( Read more... )

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It Always Feels Like...

Mon, 01 Feb 2016 20:10:16 GMT

Posted by: crabcake

Who: Rampage and Tarn. Maybe Spinister?
Where: In the city. Where you shouldn't be, Tarn
When: Probably after Tarn talks to Brainstorm about anti-Rampage weaponry
What: STALKING
Warnings: Horrible murderer stalks other horrible murderer so... who know

( ...Somebody's Watching Me )

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A scientist, a warmonger, and a surgeon walk into a cave…

Tue, 26 Jan 2016 20:52:50 GMT

Posted by: ashandrust

Who: Sentinel Prime, Tarn, Spinister
Where: Out in the sticks
When: Somewhen after Tarn's exile /hand wobbly motions
What: SUPER TENSE AWKWARD MEETINGS
Warnings: None as of posting but can/will edit as needed

( This can only go well. )

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video;

Sun, 10 Jan 2016 00:24:53 GMT

Posted by: officerjuicebox

[With literally zero preamble, the camera clicks on to show the Roller's profile as he apparently talks to something off-screen.]

C'mon little guy, we live in the middle of a city with giant, crazy bots everywhere. You've got to get your tailpipe across this road.

[The camera swings around to the small, barely active drone huddled up in the middle of a street, curled up like a turtle.]

[There's a beat. And then Roller's voice (muffled and lowered) speaks up again:]

Leave me alone, you big weirdo!

[Cue the camera swinging back to Roller again, who just shakes his head.]

Nah, he's not gonna do it.

[Then the big bot just... cracks up, like he just told the best joke ever, before turning the camera off.]

[This has been: Shitposting with Officer Roller.]

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Thu, 07 Jan 2016 05:00:40 GMT

Posted by: triggerhappycopter

Who: Ratchet and Spinister
Where: Clinic!
When: After Tarn hunts down Brainstorm
What: HELLO FRIEND
Warnings: Personal space invasion

( Hi Ratchet )

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Mon, 04 Jan 2016 00:49:43 GMT

Posted by: briefcase

Who: Brainstorm, Tarn, and guest star Spinister
Where: Brainstorm's workshop
When: After Tarn discovers their liasons
What: MAKE ME A WEAPON
Warnings: Anxiety

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Sat, 02 Jan 2016 06:30:32 GMT

Posted by: phase6kindofbot

Who: Rampage and Sixshot
Where: In a dump.
When: After Rampage 'visits' Tarn.
What: Sixshot's sense of smell is unfortunately good.
Warnings: Angry sad robots.

( I can smell him on you. )

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Mon, 28 Dec 2015 03:08:57 GMT

Posted by: sparkwhisperer

Who: Tarn and Spinister
What: life is bad
When: sometime
Where: The wastes
Warnings: none

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Sat, 26 Dec 2015 23:58:53 GMT

Posted by: briefcase

Who: Brainstorm & Spin
What: Brainstorm works on a horny bow
When: Over time after sex pollen
Where: HIS WORKSHOP
Warnings: regrets and a cupid's bow

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Sat, 26 Dec 2015 02:02:00 GMT

Posted by: phase6kindofbot

Who: First Aid, Rampage and Sixshot
What: Sixshot plays fetch.
When: A little bit after First Aid's intensive surgeries.
Where: The clinic!
Warnings: Awkward robots!

( diggy diggy )

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Trashcan vs. Trashcan

Sun, 20 Dec 2015 16:42:51 GMT

Posted by: crabcake

Who: Tarn and Rampage
What: Rampage is pretty sure Tarn's life isn't shitty enough.
When: After Tarn's banishment.
Where: The boonies
Warnings: Two horrible murderbots for the price of one thread.

( There's not enough room in this handbasket )

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big dumb loser baby

Sat, 05 Dec 2015 15:01:52 GMT

Posted by: warmesthugs

Who: Helex and whoever wants to look at his ugly mug.
What: Big angry sad confused Easy Bake Oven not sure how to handle the fallout.
When: Somewhen after Tarn dramas.
Where: WHEREVER WORKS REALLY. He's sort of out and about.
Warnings: Potential violence if you really annoy him? Otherwise not much honestly.

( Grumpy stray killing machine is grumpy. )

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Thu, 03 Dec 2015 23:15:15 GMT

Posted by: phase6kindofbot

Who: Megatron and Sixshot
What: Sixshot teaching Megatron da moves
When: Some time after Tarn's execution fiasco.
Where: D-con base
Warnings: Sensei sad doge.

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the shit train just keeps rolling

Tue, 01 Dec 2015 01:07:07 GMT

Posted by: sparkwhisperer

Who: Tarn and 'Friends'
What: post-'execution' drama
When: immediately after Tarn's shitty life is spared
Where: D-con base/ Medibay
Warnings: Tarn yells.

Starters inside

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Tue, 24 Nov 2015 08:21:54 GMT

Posted by: lifepersists

Who: First Aid & open
What: post-Tarn drama
When: SHRUG
Where: Autobot Medibay
Warnings: mention of horrible robot gore, hospital setting

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[video]

Fri, 06 Nov 2015 20:20:41 GMT

Posted by: aminerproblem

[It isn't often Megatron decides to post to the network, but the darkened expression presents quite a different air to initial plea for cooperation he'd posted sometime back.]

I've seen what we can do when we put our efforts together. We've built a home out of ruin, a meager spark of civilization on the graveyard of our predecessors.

But there are still threats to the existence we've carved here. Cybertronians who are stuck in the past and seek to inflict violence where none is needed.

[He steps back to allow a better view of the space around him.]

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two old men walk into a bar maybe

Mon, 19 Oct 2015 01:37:06 GMT

Posted by: arnhaid

Who: Ironhide & Ratchet
What: Totally not a date or a robooty call.
When: SHRUG
Where: Autobot Medibay probs
Warnings: mmmmmmmmaybe NSFW nonsense

( he's totally got this don't worry )

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Wed, 14 Oct 2015 02:16:02 GMT

Posted by: sparkwhisperer

Who: Tarn and First Aid with a guest appearance by Rampage, Tarn and Sixshot
What: Tarn has "words" with First Aid
When: a few weeks after pollen
Where: somewhere near the Autobot Medibay
Warnings: gratuitous robot violence. Seriously.

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d8d8d8d8d8d8d8

Thu, 01 Oct 2015 18:19:29 GMT

Posted by: planate

Who: pipe and mayday and ???
What: ANOTHER WEENIE DATE
When: grunts
Where: around
Warnings: gay

( witty text )

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the talk about improper organ removal

Fri, 18 Sep 2015 07:43:26 GMT

Posted by: aminerproblem

Who: op and the baby bf
What: what the title says
When: post bing bang boops
Where: decepticon house for max awkward
Warnings: robot organ talk

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Video; After the Sex Pollen

Fri, 11 Sep 2015 07:39:30 GMT

Posted by: imatruck

[Hello Cybertron. Some of you may still be having lingering awkward feelings with what happened the last few days. Well, Grimlock is not here to service or help those awkward feelings.

He peers through at the comm, his big claws clacking against the floor from which he's lying in his dinobot form.]

So uh...you know that whole marriage thing humans have? Where you get one and the other and there should be a ring...?

Well uh...

I think...it could be possible that you know...maybe four people could be married at the same time? To each other? And three don't know about it?

[Grimlock that's not what marriage means.]

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rehab 3 WE'RE STILL GOING AT IT

Thu, 10 Sep 2015 01:17:14 GMT

Posted by: staygoldponybot

Who: op and sentinel
What: THE CONTINUING ADVENTURES OF MAKING AN ASSHOLE FEEL BAD
When: post bang botanicals
Where: bar then other places
Warnings: Vodka Aunt sentinel

( i am skeptical of the concept 'Too Big To Fail' mainly because i am extremely big and i fail constantly )

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[ open ] IN MY DAY

Sun, 06 Sep 2015 18:57:51 GMT

Posted by: kidstoday

Who: Galvatron and open
Where: Deceptibase, around the city??
When: pollen times
What: Galvatron being old and judgmental and horny
Warnings: NSFW and violence??

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Feed the Beast

Thu, 03 Sep 2015 13:08:30 GMT

Posted by: scaredybot

Who: Mayday and Spinister
Where: Not the safety of his home
When: Late pollen season
What: Spinister gonna meet all the weenies
Warnings: NSFW probably

( sad deer hungry now )

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