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Megatron ([personal profile] aminerproblem) wrote in [community profile] robothell2015-01-04 01:43 pm

[Insert Nightwish song title for atmosphere]

Who: Megatron & Sentinel
Where: The City
When: Two weeks or sth
What: robot cockfight
Warnings: robot pissbabies whacking each other with steel bars, etc. (also, robogore)

 The dark gray energon hauler seemed oddly well placed in the destroyed scenery, looking as unkempt as the architecture around it. Megatron shifts back into his bipedal mode after spotting a damaged terminal. Hands gripping the panel at its base, it's easily pried loose, revealing the machinery inside. He looked into the tangle of electronics, remembering what pieces he was instructed to pull free of the frame.

After two weeks, the city was found to be rather decrepit of people, but had plenty of supplies to get a basic working settlement going. Hand buried well into cabling and panels, he flicks on his own guiding lights to grab the right part and begin to unplug it out of place. 

Just a dull, average day of scavenging. What could possibly go wrong?

 



staygoldponybot: (i like to say "no")

[personal profile] staygoldponybot 2015-01-04 08:03 pm (UTC)(link)
What could go wrong? Except, Megatron's robot political arch nemesis also being brought to the same area for similar scavenging reasons.

He doesn't even recognise the miner at first glance, assuming him to be just inconsequential drone. In his mind, Sentinel is right! Only, this one is one of those annoying ticks you can't quite pull off without twisting and crushing first.

Surprise attacks are for weenies, he decides. If Megatron is to be destroyed, he has to see who did it. So when Sentinel double takes and realises who it is, he noisily powers up his shoulder cannons. The Prime would never admit it, but maybe he took Megatron's uprising a bit more personally than he'd ever care to admit, and so doesn't really plan ahead apart from 'hit the fucker until he stops moving'. His battle mask slides into place with a small click.

"Megatron. What a serendipitous surprise."

Y'know, because now he can continue his efforts to rip your spine out through your robot asshole.
staygoldponybot: (i am a simple mech)

[personal profile] staygoldponybot 2015-01-04 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)
"I was planning to avoid any energon shed," hahaha no he wasn't, "But if that's the only language you speak..."

How profound, Sentinel. He cocks his head, Megatron has already made eye contact and that's pretty much enough. The fight they started should be finished with one of them dead.

Sentinel had been told it was him who loses the fight.

Not this time.
staygoldponybot: (you had me at "meat tornado")

[personal profile] staygoldponybot 2015-01-05 12:39 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, good.

Sentinel's primed cannons aim at Megatron and he fires both off, sparing no quarter.

Though, given the confined space he'll probably not... do that again...
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[personal profile] staygoldponybot 2015-01-05 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
It hits with a no doubt satisfying clonk and Sentinel makes an - also, undoubtedly satisfying - pain noise and stumbles. Just a dang ol' nondescript noise.

He takes that as his cue to grab some debris off the ground and fling it at Megatron's head while closing the distance between them to try and deliver an UPPERCUT. Motherfucker he will noogie Megatron only instead of playful brotherly love he'll be trying to cave his head in!!
staygoldponybot: (keep your tears in your eyes)

[personal profile] staygoldponybot 2015-01-05 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
And ass first into the debris he goes, seeing as Megatron has the weight of his treads and his special snowflake .1%er spark behind it.

Sentinel uses the momentum of the dive to try and slam Megatron's head into the ground using both hands, while simultaneously jamming his knee up into his robot gut.
staygoldponybot: (i am a simple mech)

[personal profile] staygoldponybot 2015-01-05 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
Sentinel rolls somewhat, attempting to get out of grabbing range before getting to his feet slightly slower than Megatron.

Unfortunately, his cannons wouldn't be the best option here. While he does want to kill Megatron, bringing down a structure on top of them both isn't something he really wants to do. So, he opts for his wrist mounted guns, firing several blasts at the dissident.
staygoldponybot: (keep your tears in your eyes)

[personal profile] staygoldponybot 2015-01-05 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
The punch connects, with a loud crack and spatter of energon from his robot zygomatic splintering and jaw denting.

Delightful.

Because of the force of it, Sentinel is dazed, knocked to one side and clearly unsteady on his feet afterwards. He can see the wrist guns work, though, and continues firing off more rounds at point blank range, albeit them being less aimed than before due to the pain in his face and slight concussion.
staygoldponybot: (i don't like giving speeches so i won't)

[personal profile] staygoldponybot 2015-01-05 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
That gets another roar of pain as he goes down on his knee. Fuck. That wasn't the best thing to do.

With one hand, he fires more at Megatron's midriff while using the other to pull the rebar out of his joint, another poor choice as pieces of metal and a shitton of energon comes out with it.
Edited 2015-01-05 03:24 (UTC)
staygoldponybot: (any dog under fifty pounds is a cat)

[personal profile] staygoldponybot 2015-01-05 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
It honestly annoys Sentinel how easily his forearm breaks in Megatron's grip. Like it's made out of cardboard - he'd thought it would've lasted longer. Evidently not.

Stubborn as ever, Sentinel refuses to admit to himself he's losing badly. He braces off his feet and pushes himself forward into Megatron, hoping to knock him onto his ass. The broken joint in his knee twists and shrieks with the added strain.

Double delightful.
staygoldponybot: (I LOVE NOTHING)

[personal profile] staygoldponybot 2015-01-05 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
Proteus may tell Sentinel to shed some of his heavier upgrades, but Sentinel puts them to good use, using his good knee to put a LOT of weight on Megatron's gut. Unfortunately, he realises that he can't get through the chest plate to his spark in his current state, but still elects to try and do as much damage as possible.

He goes for the head as well, using both hands (despite one of them being broken to hell) and pushes on Megatron's helmet, trying to get a good grip to break his neck.
staygoldponybot: (keep your tears in your eyes)

[personal profile] staygoldponybot 2015-01-05 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
Sentinel pushes harder, oh yes. Only... instead of Megatron's head cracking, the helmet comes loose and after some more pressure, pops off.

He didn't expect that. The massive Prime's optics widen as his shock plasters itself all over his face.
staygoldponybot: (;_;)

[personal profile] staygoldponybot 2015-01-05 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
He is shoved off, as Megatron wanted and along with the elbow to the face doesn't really manage to do much.

Evidently, the damage is starting to take it's toll. Strong as he is, Sentinel isn't a .1%er and can't take as much as Megatron can. Luckily enough, Megatron isn't underneath him when he hacks up a load of energon and a few bits of metal. Pity, really, Sentinel thinks. It's disgusting, but it could have temporarily blinded him.

Despite the space giving him ample opportunity to strike back, he can't.
Edited 2015-01-05 05:22 (UTC)
staygoldponybot: (I LOVE NOTHING)

[personal profile] staygoldponybot 2015-01-05 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
Over he goes, like a giant golden turtle. A weak attempt is made to shoot Megatron again, but the power in his cannons and wrist gun both putter out and let of a burst of smoke before they can be discharged.

You know, just in case Megatron doubted Sentinel wasn't still attempting to murder him.
staygoldponybot: (it's always a good idea)

[personal profile] staygoldponybot 2015-01-05 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
He barely manages to realise Megatron's still in his alt mode and what's happening before there's a shitload of energon and several organs no longer in his body that should by all accounts still be in his body while everything around his starts fading into static.

This

did not go as planned.

Hmm.
Edited 2015-01-05 06:05 (UTC)
staygoldponybot: (I LOVE NOTHING)

[personal profile] staygoldponybot 2015-01-05 06:27 am (UTC)(link)
He just about manages to stay conscious, albeit Megatron seems very distant and muffled. It's hard to concentrate on anything other than the horrible, metallic tasting energon caught in his throat and mouth.

If Megatron wanted a reaction, he won't get one beyond more bleeding.