SO I HEARD YOU WANTED ROBOT PROM

[rodders]

SO HOW DOES ROBOT PROM ACTUALLY HAPPEN.
Rodimus likes parties. He will assign Team Rodimus the job of planning and throwing a party. It spirals rapidly out of control.

WHEN AND WHERE?
I'm selfish and the log will go up after I finish out this semester. But it will probably take place somewhere open. The rest is all up to you guys - who's in charge of snacks, drinks, music, and so on. That's what this post is for!

UH.
Make a comment with your characters, ideas, what they'll be doing, willing to contribute, and then harass other people until they have no choice but to succumb to your demands. I'll edit this post later with the FINAL DETAILS of who/what/when/where of all the major things that are seemingly mostly agreed upon.



LET'S ALL GO TO PROM, KIDS.

Comments

PROM COMMITTEE ASSEMBLE aka team rodimus and whoever they drag in

[quantumechanic]

no brainstorm the light show will not feature fusion-pumped x-ray lasers

[needlefingers]

Present!

I'm so ready for someone to mention Rewind and the awkward silence that'll be sure to follow.

[quantumechanic]

chromedome you're in charge of making sure brainstorm is too distracted to weaponize the punchbowl

nautica and skids will handle the actual party planning

[needlefingers]

Watch as that punchbowl gets weaponized anyway

oops

[quantumechanic]

[needlefingers]

LOOK

[needlefingers]

Actually he has no excuse

[rodders]

RODIMUS will be in charge of making sure this happens by putting other people in charge of making sure it happens! Otherwise he's probably actually going to be air guitar-ing on the dance floor and making out with Drift in dark corners. He will actually be having fun and will be pleased to see other people having fun as well. Aww, adorable. But also too busy making out to actually police who shows up, so feel free to exploit that.

SHOCKWAVE will be providing whatever technical assistance is required for everyone, and dancing with everyone who wants to. And also OP, who doesn't actually have a choice.

ARCEE will not be dancing, but will be willing to fight anyone who looks at her the wrong way. Also drinking contest with Galvatron.

CHAPERONES

[tomemyoutliers]

who wants to be the responsible adults here???*

_{*actual responsibility not required, there's plenty of booze to go around}

[arnhaid]

I heard "Responsible Adult"

[rodders]

how does ironhide feel about making sure the robot children only bring down like
two buildings

[arnhaid]

he's got this dont worry

[optout]

If by responsible you mean trying to duck out at the first possible chance


points at username

[rodders]

hell no someone's got a date with shockwave

[academybot]

An excuse to stand next to the wall and not engage in any of the ridiculous shenanigans going on? Where does he sign up?

[rodders]

rodimus is going to be so upset with you, mini optimus prime. why are you no fun.

BUT EXCELLENT YES GOOD.

[academybot]

Well someone has to put out the fires.

Might as well be the guy with built-in fire extinguishers.

DATE ME

[officerjuicebox]

/FINGERGUNS AT ALL OF ROBOT HELL

I'm big and handsome and available.

[redshitlord]

WHAT'S A DATE I WANNA GO ON ONE



yeah totally a little shit totally going to get into shit whoops

[fuckinstoplights]

what the hell is a prom what's going on where's someone's leg i want to attach to it

[quantumechanic]

NAUTICA is on the planning committee and I'm taking that variant cover of #42 as canon and saying she can either bust a move or doesn't care that she's a shitty dancer. Brainstorm will almost certainly not get his shit together to ask her to be his date and she doesn't realize he'd want to, so who wants to ask her/be asked and get subjected to Brainstorm's grade school PA jealousy all night?

VAL and EMMA are human and aren't coming.

[triggerhappycopter]

SIXSHOT can't even drink but he does get stuck in a soap opera love triangle romance spat.

SPINISTER, being an very responsible medic, is going to drink his metal tits off and let other people die of alcohol poisoning. At least he's a very mellow drunk.

[fuckinstoplights]

crawls and attaches self to sixshot's leg

Party Crashers

[deceptionshark]

Okay so who wants to take part in gatecrashing

c'mon hands up

[loyaltyandhonor]

Not like he has anything better to do.

[lifepersists]

FIRST AID will be drinking and making eyes at the baras and probably drunkenly flirting. He will also probably end up drunkenly yelling at Tarn about Sixshot. who volunteers as tribute for flirting.

BRAINSTORM most definitely won't have his shit together and won't ask out Nautica even tho he'd want to and will probably spend the party staring at her and being miserable at the bar and passive aggressive to anyone who actually does accomplish asking her out.

GALVATRON will show up to crash the party and end up having a drinking contest with Arcee.

[quantumechanic]

gdit stormy

is he going to be a tool when she tries to get him to dance?

[briefcase]

he probably dances like this

[quantumechanic]

oh dear

[officerjuicebox]

flexes

[scaredybot]

CYCLONUS can act as bouncer and if they get him drunk he can sing for them because he actually has a lovely singing voice when it's not Primal Vernacular.

MAYDAY hopes Pipes invites him to prom but he's too much of a weenie to ask and if Pipes goes with someone else he'll probably stay home all night and clean his deer and cry.

SPY SHOT 6 can document the event in loving detail and will probably climb the streamers if there are streamers and there should definitely be streamers. Also glitter.

RAMPAGE is totally too cool to prom, but if somebody asks him he might come just, like, as a joke or something. Totally. Not because his wants to hang out with people or anything.

[planate]

HE WILL DEF ASK MAYDAY

[scaredybot]

HE WILL WEAR HIS SHINIEST POLISH

[planate]

GOD YOU GUYS

pipes will be asking mayday and maybe miria and probably be SUPER OVEREXCITED THE ENTIRE EVENING bc MEETING NEW PEOPLE AAAA someone stop him from pingponging off the walls like the annoying nerd he is

sentinel will be sitting outside in his dumpster and watching from afar with binoculars HE'S NOT LONELY SHUT UP

[chickscream]

Slipstream is going to heckle everyone. It's inevitable. It's just how she works.

[rodders]

hey slipstream come and hang out with arcee

they need to be friends

Corsages!

[villagepup]

So this is something that came out of nowhere and I wanted to throw out there, in case anyone is interested. Koh here knows pretty much nothing about proms, but he does know that sometimes flowers are worn as adornments during celebrations. And he can also make flowers sprout from the ground, so CORSAGES FOR EVERYONE!

Or flower crowns, too. Flower things for everyone.