ROOOOOBOT PROOOOM

[rodders]

Who: ALL ROBOTS.
Where: THE FORUM
When: RIGHT THE FUCK NOW
What: ROBOT PROM
Warnings: teenagers making out, galvatron doing his thing, a throwdown between first aid and tarn over sixshot. usual prom shit.


ROBOT PROM

the punch has been spiked, the music is whatever they could scrape together, and there’s bleachers to make out behind. takes place OUTSIDE in the forum so there's plenty of space and people can easily crash it.

prom king is optimus prime, prom queen is pipes.

please behave as irresponsibly as you would at real prom.

comment around, mingle, you all know the drill.

Comments

[redshitlord]

"If you did, maybe you should have, oh, I dunno..."

Now he leans over the punch bowl, to better glower in this Rodimus jerk's dumb face.

"mentioned that? Like a decent bot should?"

[rodders]

"Why? You were talking about things that happened in my universe. Except for Bee not dying and Megatron not being dead too."

He's older than you, son, listen to him.

[redshitlord]

"That's like everything I was talking about!"

So shut up, Rodimus. Also, your punch? He's going to reach across the table and try to grab it from you in a fit of teenage pique.

"You didn't think for a second, Oh hey maybe Sideswipe's not from my weird, creepy world? Because, guess what? Optimus figured it out in like a nanosecond."

[rodders]

"Sideswipe?" Okay, now he's making a face because why is this... Sideswipe. "Seriously? What part of," he gestures, indicating Sideswipe's hair, "is supposed to make me think of Sideswipe." Okay, so he doesn't know his Sideswipe well enough but. Still. At least his doesn't have the weird looking hair.

"Well that's Optimus, isn't it? But it's not like he doesn't have his own problems."

[redshitlord]

"Um, all of me? Which you totally just gestured at."

Ugh, what is this guy's problem? Optimus was totally wrong. How could he go easy on such a walking stack of lousy programming? Like Mister Hot Rod Flames over there had any room to criticize.

"He's not even the right Optimus, and, guess what! He figured it out! He didn't tell me Bee was dead when he's not."