ROOOOOBOT PROOOOM

[rodders]

Who: ALL ROBOTS.
Where: THE FORUM
When: RIGHT THE FUCK NOW
What: ROBOT PROM
Warnings: teenagers making out, galvatron doing his thing, a throwdown between first aid and tarn over sixshot. usual prom shit.


ROBOT PROM

the punch has been spiked, the music is whatever they could scrape together, and there’s bleachers to make out behind. takes place OUTSIDE in the forum so there's plenty of space and people can easily crash it.

prom king is optimus prime, prom queen is pipes.

please behave as irresponsibly as you would at real prom.

comment around, mingle, you all know the drill.

Comments

[academybot]

Well that was a characteristically clinical view of situation, to be sure.

"If you weren't planning on participating, you didn't have to show up." Just an obversation.

"Yes, that's correct. The Magnus is the head of the Autobot Council. It's basically what you would refer to as 'Prime'."

[smallandincharge]

"I'm here as a chaperone. My job is to ensure that the party stays within its boundaries."
She gives Optimus a look of disbelief. "The Prime? Really?" She shakes her head. "Well, I'm sure that whoever else has the title is doing an excellent job of it."

[academybot]

"I suppose. You really expect it to get that bad?" Optimus still didn't know that many people here, and therefore had no idea what level of mayhem they were talking here.

He decided not to mention that Ultra Magnus was the one with the job, considering how he was feeling about the situation himself. Even though at this point Magnus didn't need to worry about running into her own double.

"Considering we've had the same Magnus since the war, I would say so. I only hope they recover after Shockwave's recent attack; I can't say I'd want the acting-Magnus in charge for long." Sorry, Sentinel.

[smallandincharge]

Magnus fixes Optimus with an intense look. "As I understand it, this planet has somehow managed to pick up six of the most notorious Decepticons I have ever had the displeasure of facing, along with a motley crew of unpredictable murderers and war criminals. And that doesn't even take into account the Decepticons hailing from other universes. I expect nothing, but I am prepared for anything."