VIDEO | Few days prior to prom

[orerrible]

[ Who doesn't love a massive yellow eye peering into the screen as though at any minute you would expect it to be followed by a harsh static beep and a pre-recorded message from your chipper dystopian spokeswoman. Shockwave lost his flare for camera angles so it's just him glowering (if that's a thing) into the feed at a severe angle with what appears to be a lab behind him. ]

It has been something of a long weekend side project, but humans in the habitable areas within the city should take note that there are now small mechanoids similar in appearance to Insecticons but with a vastly different purpose within the city. There are antiquated, single minded drones I've created for one simple task: Retrofitting human inhabited areas with basic amenities. Indoor plumbing along with access to treated water and rooms with temperature control, for one. The planet itself was hasty to say the least in bringing you all here as this is not an environment suited to even your most fundamental needs. Allow the drones to do their work as it also expedites more long term objectives such as energon transport and establishing a stable infrastructure.

[ Among other things you get showers and shitters now, fleshbags. You're welcome. ]

That said I would like to take the time to be transparent with any Cybertronian listening in: Expunge from your hardware any ingrained anti-organic sentiment now while you're ahead. I am not speaking out of the goodness of my spark but from the most simplest of truths. The planet itself demands this change and I will not entertain disruption to this nascent planet. A significant number of these humans are not baseline and share my intolerance for the unnecessary.

That will be all.

Comments

[orerrible]

Muhammad had more than one mountain to climb - contact was inevitable. 'Your' Cybertron - how did that that thinking fare exactly?

[ Ignore the fact that in this instance Cybertronian presence on Earth was absolutely, entirely Shockwave's fault. ]

I have no 'stance.' And as for my association with the Decepticons it was one of convenience and since severed.

[academybot]

I'm afraid I don't really understand that reference, but contact with organic planets has been banned since the end of the Great War. Not that there weren't.... a few incidents of Autobots exploring banned planets. Most of them didn't end well. It's safer to assume all organics are a potential threat. [Let's change the subject please.]

Sounds like a lot of bots here are starting to ignore the Autobot-Decepticon line. [He's a little unsure on if that is a good thing, or not.]