i cant think of a funny title

[planate]

Who: pipes and......you????
What: bang the minibot. cuddle him. slowly press a pie into his face. whatever
When: during the fuckening. the bangarang. the dingle dangle dongle
Where: AROUND
Warnings: hahahahahahhahahahahah



a.

Pipes knows the deal. He knows what the pollen has done to him and that he doesn't need to go to the medibay. He wants to handle this like an adult, but he has a big problem.

He is a really, really shitty adult.

He'll be around, wherever anyone wants to run into him. Adorable, horny minibots go where they are needed.

b.

Well, this was awkward. Despite his... efforts, Pipes had been unable to get rid of The Feeling.

Honestly, it was getting to the point where he was outright annoyed with the situation - he just wanted to carry on as normal after going a few rounds with both himself and perhaps some other people.

It didn't work. Nothing had worked. Pipes comes to a stop from his near constant driving and transforms, stumbling into a wall. He's quiet for a moment, then punches it in frustration.

...


"Ow! Frag it! Ow!"

c. closed to mayday

Okay, you know what? Fuck it. Pipes wants to get laid with someone he cares about. More than average, at least.

He'd made a beeline for Mayday's ship-house and called up the lift shaft a few times.

Heh. Shaft.

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[planate]

"Seriously, I'm sorry."

He's not gonna let this go, might as well just acknowledge it.

[planate]

"Y--" Gosh, Spinister is big. And Pipes is so small.

And horny.

"Yes!"

[system_dp]

Nope. Nope nope nope. Just enjoy her giving Pipes a confused look because SHE IS COMMITTED TO THIS.

This being denial. It's really easy when she barely had any emotions before taking the first train to bonertown.

[planate]

He sighs and shakes his head.

"I just wanted to say it. I know you know what I mean."

[system_dp]

Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh, Pipes no. Why.

"Is that everything?"

[triggerhappycopter]

Spinister wasn't sure if he wants to pinch this ridiculous nerd's nonexistent cheeks or make him overload until he couldn't walk straight.

Okay, yeah, no, it was definitely the latter, who was he kidding.

"You wanna open up?" he asks, drawing a finger down the apex of Pipe's thighs, voice distorted by his own engine rumbles.

[fuckinstoplights]

Good, because he keeps doing it. Oddly amused by the feeling.

"How?"

[scaredybot]

"Oh, so you- and you've- oh."

Oh gosh. Now he's thinking about Pipes doing... things with people. Like in those pulpy romances he read.

"Oh."

SCRUBBING OF SMALL BOYFRIEND INTENSIFIES.

[planate]

Well, this is awkward.

"Uh. If it means anything, I do wish I'd come here first."

To get cleaned or for making fuck?? WHO KNOWS

[planate]

"I've been called weird and annoying before."

[planate]

"...Yeah, that's all."

[planate]

"Oh! Right. That's. Something I have to do. Right."

He's still a little distracted by the vibrations. It's like sitting on a robo-washing machine!

Popping his panel open, he looks up at Spinister, head leaning back against his chest.

"Okay."

...Still no idea what he's doing.

[system_dp]

Well, if that's it she'll just leave then.

... By walking. Because the pollen from the flowers is fucking her up. Again.

[planate]

Amazing. Incredible. They're getting to Pipes again too, which is annoying him.

He'll just watch her go. AWFUL.

[system_dp]

Oh boy! Too bad this was so awkward and/or weird. Could have gone for a second trip to bonetown thanks to the pollen.

Instead Miria is going to stumble on nothing and then just try to walk even faster away.

[planate]

Wow Miria, Pipes thought they had something special! Now he just feels terrible. He plonks down onto his ass and draws his knees up to his chest, wondering what he did wrong.

[scaredybot]

"No, it's, um, it's, uh. Um. It's okay. You're okay. I-"

More flustered cleaning. He moves around to clean Pipes's back.

"...how... Um... Was... It?"

[fuckinstoplights]

"What? How?"

Like someone telling Pipes he was huge or something.

[planate]

"I guess I just rub some people the wrong way."

Like Whirl. Though, everyone rubs him the wrong way. Pipes isn't aware of all of them, though. He has the wrong impression of what Blaster thinks of him.

"It happens."

[planate]

"Confusing. Mildly distressing, but it still felt pretty good. What you'd expect from the first time, really."

Yeah sorry bro he just basically admitted to wanting the first time with Weenie McGee cleaning his back here

[fuckinstoplights]

"That doesn't make sense."

He looks down at their hands, where their fingers are threaded through each others'. Thumb stroking over the back of Pipes' hand.

"You're very kind."

[planate]

"Aw."

He puts his free hand on top of Kagerou's.

"Appreciate it, but sometimes it just happens. Doesn't bother me, though."

[fuckinstoplights]

"How?"

His attention is still on their joined hands.

"How do you keep it from bothering you?"

[triggerhappycopter]

"Well, you don't... have to." Except Pipe's has already popped his panel and Spinister puffs warm air out his vents, moving his hands to the smaller mech's hips for a moment.

"So I'm kinda getting the impression that you're awful new at this business," the heli remarks, rubbing the small of Pipe's back with his thumbs.

[planate]

Pipes shrugs.

"Not everyone has to like you."