i cant think of a funny title

[planate]

Who: pipes and......you????
What: bang the minibot. cuddle him. slowly press a pie into his face. whatever
When: during the fuckening. the bangarang. the dingle dangle dongle
Where: AROUND
Warnings: hahahahahahhahahahahah



a.

Pipes knows the deal. He knows what the pollen has done to him and that he doesn't need to go to the medibay. He wants to handle this like an adult, but he has a big problem.

He is a really, really shitty adult.

He'll be around, wherever anyone wants to run into him. Adorable, horny minibots go where they are needed.

b.

Well, this was awkward. Despite his... efforts, Pipes had been unable to get rid of The Feeling.

Honestly, it was getting to the point where he was outright annoyed with the situation - he just wanted to carry on as normal after going a few rounds with both himself and perhaps some other people.

It didn't work. Nothing had worked. Pipes comes to a stop from his near constant driving and transforms, stumbling into a wall. He's quiet for a moment, then punches it in frustration.

...


"Ow! Frag it! Ow!"

c. closed to mayday

Okay, you know what? Fuck it. Pipes wants to get laid with someone he cares about. More than average, at least.

He'd made a beeline for Mayday's ship-house and called up the lift shaft a few times.

Heh. Shaft.

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B!

[triggerhappycopter]

There's a stir of air moving and the vague, ominous sensation of something or someone having been summoned.

If Pipes looks behind him, he will find that he suddenly has a very big and very deathly pink heli-former behind him with an equally ominous, scowling Decepticon badge.

Re: B!

[planate]

It would be hard to miss something of Spinister's size landing behind him. Pipes whips around, reading to yell at whoever it was for scaring him.

"Hey, what are you---"

And then he sees the giant pink, scowling Decepticon badge.

"OH MY GOD!"

This day just got worse, and potentially weird. Er.

[triggerhappycopter]

Very, very calmly, Spinister leans down and reaches out...

To take Pipe's hand before the little mech did something silly like trying to get out of reach.

After a moment of turning the tiny hand over in his Spinister takes out a small blowtorch and declares, "You shouldn't punch walls. They're not very squishy."

[planate]

He's a little hesitant, but allows Spinister to take his hand. Resisting doesn't seem like a good option.

Is... is he fixing his hand? What is going on.

"There was something squishy there. It flew away before I could get it."

Bad jokes. He's making diabolical jokes because he's a little scared.

[triggerhappycopter]

Honestly, it's rather surprising there was no freaking out when the blowtorch was brought out. Spin's killed people with that, you know.

Fortunately for Pipes, he just holds it a good distance away before turning it on and gently heating up the dented metal.

"That's what guns are for," Spin mutters distractedly. Unfortunately, he is not too good with the jokes.

b

[knightlite]

Wing pokes his head out of the building Pipes just punched, his expression startled but not alarmed.

"...hello? Are you all right?"

Re: b

[planate]

Oh, dear. Someone was in there.

"Yes! I'm fine! It's fine! Did I wake you up?"

Impressive, seeing as Cybertronian buildings are pretty thick and sturdy.

[knightlite]

"No, not at all! I was just meditating. There's... something odd going on, I think."

Wing eyes Pipes, still looking a little worried.

"Are you sure you're okay?"

[planate]

Putting a hand on his head, he sighs.

"You can say that again."

He looks down at his hand, before wiggling the fingers at Wing.

"It's barely dented. I think I pulled back at the last second."

[knightlite]

"Here--let me see."

Wing is already moving, taking Pipes' hand, his fingers sliding over the scored surface of Pipes' knuckles. His hands are a little too warm, his cooling fans running to dump hot air out of his chassis, but he doesn't appear outwardly affected.

C!

[scaredybot]

Mayday leans excitedly to peek down the elevator hole - he's installed safety netting now to help prevent unfortunate falls - and waves enthusiastically.

"H-hi Pipes! Get in the elevator and I'll bring you up!"

Mayday hasn't been dealing with this unfortunate affliction. He's been busy tinkering in his home, and between the air filtration system and the fact that he strips out most of the vegetation within a kilometer of his house, he hasn't been encountering much pollen.

Re: C!

[planate]

He does so, waving back.

"Hey!"

At the very least, he'll be in a sterile environment and maybe that'll kill off all the pollen. He'll lock himself in Mayday's bathroom if he has to.

Re: C!

[scaredybot]

Once the elevator elevates Pipes to ship level, Mayday reaches out to place his hands on Pipes's shoulders. It's sort of like a hug. He's still kind of awkward about initiating physical contact.

He immediately lifts his hands back up. "Oh! You're warm."

Re: C!

[planate]

Oh, boy. He just remembered Mayday is big on being clean and he is clogged with pollen.

He puts his hands on Mayday's. "I, uh. Yeah. Hey, do you have a decontamination room? Or can I just go sit in your bathroom for a while? I have something in my vents."

Re: C!

[scaredybot]

Mayday gasps, fingers twitching as a sympathetic itch spreads over his plating.

"Your vents? No wonder you're running hit!" Clogged vents lead to overheating issues, which is why you should dust regularly.

Before Pipes can say anything, Mayday is bustling him into the washroom. Sealing the door behind them and turning the air circulation on high, he grabs the hose for the air compressor off the wall.

He plans to clean Pipes within an inch of his life. The way people are meant to be cleaned.

b

[fuckinstoplights]

"... Pipes?"

Normally, if someone were around, and they made that kind of noise? He would have just taken off. Hidden away somewhere else. But he knew that voice. Knew it and trusted it so far.

Besides. It wasn't as if he really wanted to be alone right now, anyway. Though he honestly has no idea why.

So he peeks out of his hidey-hole. Which is literally just that. A hole in the wall he's wedged himself into.

Re: b

[planate]

"..Ah. Hey, Kagerou."

He waves with the hand he used to punch the wall to show he's fine. Even if Kagerou didn't ask.

"I didn't... see you hiding there."

[fuckinstoplights]

"You weren't supposed to."

He says it very simply, but he's wiggling out of his hole, enough to drop down beside the smaller bot. Reaching out without thinking, to see that hand for himself.

"What happened?"

[planate]

"Oh, right. Ninja bot."

He'd forgotten. Sorry, buddy. Pipes has been a bit preoccupied.

"Uh, nothing bad. I've just been having some annoying systems problems that don't really have an easy fix. Nothing serious just... excess energy. Makes recharging hard!"

Among other things.

[fuckinstoplights]

"Yes."

He doesn't seem to have any hard feelings about Pipes forgetting, at least. Instead, he still seems far more concerned with the smaller bot's welfare.

"Can I do anything?" A beat. "To help?"

Yes, he is about as clueless as he sounds.

a I guess?

[system_dp]

After a few... choice encounters, and purposefully avoiding going near the strange flowers, Miria was feeling better. At least the heat was not as bad as it had been and she was finding it easier to take to the sky and not be so distracted as to end up in a tailspin and almost crash.

So flying, a bit low but hey that's so she can notice people and avoid them. Like Pipes.

Who she totally flew past. Whoops.

[planate]

"Woah!"

Pipes jumps back, despite the jet having already passed. What the shit!

"Watch it, glitch head!" He yells after her, despite her probably being out of range. So rude, Pipe.

[system_dp]

It's a space jet, gotta fly fast yo!

But Miria so heard that, Pipes, and hey look. That jet is coming right back at you.

[planate]

Oh shit, oh shit, man, he don't want to trouble!!

Pipes just... waits. Looking towards the nearest building he could dive into.

Please don't be Starscream.

[system_dp]

Too late. Here she comes, a jet that is more white than red and certainly much smaller then a Starscream.

Of course once Miria is close enough to see who it is that was shouting at her?

Has Pipes ever seen a jet make a u-turn that quickly? Because he sure has now.