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i cant think of a funny title
Who: pipes and......you????
What: bang the minibot. cuddle him. slowly press a pie into his face. whatever
When: during the fuckening. the bangarang. the dingle dangle dongle
Where: AROUND
Warnings: hahahahahahhahahahahah
a.
Pipes knows the deal. He knows what the pollen has done to him and that he doesn't need to go to the medibay. He wants to handle this like an adult, but he has a big problem.
He is a really, really shitty adult.
He'll be around, wherever anyone wants to run into him. Adorable, horny minibots go where they are needed.
b.
Well, this was awkward. Despite his... efforts, Pipes had been unable to get rid of The Feeling.
Honestly, it was getting to the point where he was outright annoyed with the situation - he just wanted to carry on as normal after going a few rounds with both himself and perhaps some other people.
It didn't work. Nothing had worked. Pipes comes to a stop from his near constant driving and transforms, stumbling into a wall. He's quiet for a moment, then punches it in frustration.
...
"Ow! Frag it! Ow!"
c. closed to mayday
Okay, you know what? Fuck it. Pipes wants to get laid with someone he cares about. More than average, at least.
He'd made a beeline for Mayday's ship-house and called up the lift shaft a few times.
Heh. Shaft.
What: bang the minibot. cuddle him. slowly press a pie into his face. whatever
When: during the fuckening. the bangarang. the dingle dangle dongle
Where: AROUND
Warnings: hahahahahahhahahahahah
a.
Pipes knows the deal. He knows what the pollen has done to him and that he doesn't need to go to the medibay. He wants to handle this like an adult, but he has a big problem.
He is a really, really shitty adult.
He'll be around, wherever anyone wants to run into him. Adorable, horny minibots go where they are needed.
b.
Well, this was awkward. Despite his... efforts, Pipes had been unable to get rid of The Feeling.
Honestly, it was getting to the point where he was outright annoyed with the situation - he just wanted to carry on as normal after going a few rounds with both himself and perhaps some other people.
It didn't work. Nothing had worked. Pipes comes to a stop from his near constant driving and transforms, stumbling into a wall. He's quiet for a moment, then punches it in frustration.
...
"Ow! Frag it! Ow!"
c. closed to mayday
Okay, you know what? Fuck it. Pipes wants to get laid with someone he cares about. More than average, at least.
He'd made a beeline for Mayday's ship-house and called up the lift shaft a few times.
Heh. Shaft.
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He waves his free hand.
"How many people have you met before this?"
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And that's being generous. But he hadn't really paid that much attention to all the mechanics building him.
Just the one person who mattered most.
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Wow, uh.
"Kagerou, I don't mean any offence by this, but how old are you?"
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Because he had no idea when he came online, or how many days had passed since then.
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"Alright, don't worry about it then. Was just wondering."
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Oops, wow now he's worried.
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He didn't even know numbers could go that high.
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He just stares at Pipes for a minute.
"That's a lot of years."
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I'M SO SORRY
Because wow. If Pipes is already millions of years old -- nothing lives that long, right?
10 YEARS DUNGEON
"Dunno. Depends on what happens." wheeze
I REALLY AM SORRY...
"Pipes... are you all right?"
100 YEARS DUNGEON
He thumps his chest.
"Think my vents just drew something in!"
8(
He doesn't look entirely like he believes his friend, but hey. He also won't question it entirely.
Re: 8(
Pipes awkwardly reaches up and pats Kagerou's cheek.
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He hesitates for a moment, then leans into Pipes' hand, his optics going dim.
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His optics have closed all the way now, leaning into Pipes' hand like a dog would.
"Do you need help?"
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