robothell | i cant think of a funny title

Who: pipes and......you????
What: bang the minibot. cuddle him. slowly press a pie into his face. whatever
When: during the fuckening. the bangarang. the dingle dangle dongle
Where: AROUND
Warnings: hahahahahahhahahahahah

a.

Pipes knows the deal. He knows what the pollen has done to him and that he doesn't need to go to the medibay. He wants to handle this like an adult, but he has a big problem.

He is a really, really shitty adult.

He'll be around, wherever anyone wants to run into him. Adorable, horny minibots go where they are needed.

b.

Well, this was awkward. Despite his... efforts, Pipes had been unable to get rid of The Feeling.

Honestly, it was getting to the point where he was outright annoyed with the situation - he just wanted to carry on as normal after going a few rounds with both himself and perhaps some other people.

It didn't work. Nothing had worked. Pipes comes to a stop from his near constant driving and transforms, stumbling into a wall. He's quiet for a moment, then punches it in frustration.

...

"Ow! Frag it! Ow!"

c. closed to mayday

Okay, you know what? Fuck it. Pipes wants to get laid with someone he cares about. More than average, at least.

He'd made a beeline for Mayday's ship-house and called up the lift shaft a few times.

Heh. Shaft.

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It's a space jet, gotta fly fast yo!

But Miria so heard that, Pipes, and hey look. That jet is coming right back at you.

Oh shit, oh shit, man, he don't want to trouble!!

Pipes just... waits. Looking towards the nearest building he could dive into.

Please don't be Starscream.

Too late. Here she comes, a jet that is more white than red and certainly much smaller then a Starscream.

Of course once Miria is close enough to see who it is that was shouting at her?

Has Pipes ever seen a jet make a u-turn that quickly? Because he sure has now.

"Miria??"

Oh, good. He sort of wants to talk to her. Pipes transforms, taking off after her.

Nope. Nope. Nope.

The smart thing to do here would be to go up higher but at the moment Miria isn't thinking all that clearly. Since she doesn't really want to see Pipes, so she is doing her best to fly maybe just a little...

Recklessly, and possibly through some flower filled areas. Whoops.

Pipes follows, before slamming the breaks before transforming to avoid the flowers.

He fails. Pipes does an impressive flip over them, landing face first into them then bouncing and flipping again, landing on his ass and skidding away from the patch.

Damnit.

If Miria was the type to laugh at others suffering, she would be laughing at the scene of Pipes skidding past the flowers on his ass. But thank Primus she's not that type of person.

Instead she's coming back and transforming as she lands right in front of Pipes once he's done being in motion.

He groans, rubbing his head and gets up.

"Hey, Miria."

"Pipes."

She's doing her best to keep her tone flat and her body language closed off, even as the pollen decides now is a good time to give her a flare up once more. Darn it, why did she fly by those flowers again.

He rolls away from the flowers extremely ungracefully. God damn it and he just got cleaned, too.

"...Miria."

And here she was hoping going near the flowers would have discouraged Pipes, but no. He had to wipe out and make her worry about him.

Stupid friendships and emotions.

"Is Pipes alright?"

"Uh. Yeah. I'm fine."

...

"I just wanted to apologise."

"Apologize, for what?"

Maybe if she pretends they didn't have sex it will be like it never happened at all.

"I, uh. Didn't mean to tell you to leave when we... y'know."

Dingled.

Enjoy that flat look, Pipes. And the fact that she's fidgeting.

"This Unit does not know what you're talking about."

LEAVE HER TO HER DENIAL.

"Miria."

Excuse you!!

"Yes?"

Nope, no excusing of any yous. She is going to firmly keep pretending they didn't fuck each other.

"Seriously, I'm sorry."

He's not gonna let this go, might as well just acknowledge it.

Nope. Nope nope nope. Just enjoy her giving Pipes a confused look because SHE IS COMMITTED TO THIS.

This being denial. It's really easy when she barely had any emotions before taking the first train to bonertown.

He sighs and shakes his head.

"I just wanted to say it. I know you know what I mean."

Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh, Pipes no. Why.

"Is that everything?"

"...Yeah, that's all."

Well, if that's it she'll just leave then.

... By walking. Because the pollen from the flowers is fucking her up. Again.

Amazing. Incredible. They're getting to Pipes again too, which is annoying him.

He'll just watch her go. AWFUL.

Oh boy! Too bad this was so awkward and/or weird. Could have gone for a second trip to bonetown thanks to the pollen.

Instead Miria is going to stumble on nothing and then just try to walk even faster away.

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