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i cant think of a funny title
Who: pipes and......you????
What: bang the minibot. cuddle him. slowly press a pie into his face. whatever
When: during the fuckening. the bangarang. the dingle dangle dongle
Where: AROUND
Warnings: hahahahahahhahahahahah
a.
Pipes knows the deal. He knows what the pollen has done to him and that he doesn't need to go to the medibay. He wants to handle this like an adult, but he has a big problem.
He is a really, really shitty adult.
He'll be around, wherever anyone wants to run into him. Adorable, horny minibots go where they are needed.
b.
Well, this was awkward. Despite his... efforts, Pipes had been unable to get rid of The Feeling.
Honestly, it was getting to the point where he was outright annoyed with the situation - he just wanted to carry on as normal after going a few rounds with both himself and perhaps some other people.
It didn't work. Nothing had worked. Pipes comes to a stop from his near constant driving and transforms, stumbling into a wall. He's quiet for a moment, then punches it in frustration.
...
"Ow! Frag it! Ow!"
c. closed to mayday
Okay, you know what? Fuck it. Pipes wants to get laid with someone he cares about. More than average, at least.
He'd made a beeline for Mayday's ship-house and called up the lift shaft a few times.
Heh. Shaft.
What: bang the minibot. cuddle him. slowly press a pie into his face. whatever
When: during the fuckening. the bangarang. the dingle dangle dongle
Where: AROUND
Warnings: hahahahahahhahahahahah
a.
Pipes knows the deal. He knows what the pollen has done to him and that he doesn't need to go to the medibay. He wants to handle this like an adult, but he has a big problem.
He is a really, really shitty adult.
He'll be around, wherever anyone wants to run into him. Adorable, horny minibots go where they are needed.
b.
Well, this was awkward. Despite his... efforts, Pipes had been unable to get rid of The Feeling.
Honestly, it was getting to the point where he was outright annoyed with the situation - he just wanted to carry on as normal after going a few rounds with both himself and perhaps some other people.
It didn't work. Nothing had worked. Pipes comes to a stop from his near constant driving and transforms, stumbling into a wall. He's quiet for a moment, then punches it in frustration.
...
"Ow! Frag it! Ow!"
c. closed to mayday
Okay, you know what? Fuck it. Pipes wants to get laid with someone he cares about. More than average, at least.
He'd made a beeline for Mayday's ship-house and called up the lift shaft a few times.
Heh. Shaft.
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Maybe if she pretends they didn't have sex it will be like it never happened at all.
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Dingled.
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"This Unit does not know what you're talking about."
LEAVE HER TO HER DENIAL.
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Excuse you!!
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Nope, no excusing of any yous. She is going to firmly keep pretending they didn't fuck each other.
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He's not gonna let this go, might as well just acknowledge it.
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This being denial. It's really easy when she barely had any emotions before taking the first train to bonertown.
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"I just wanted to say it. I know you know what I mean."
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"Is that everything?"
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... By walking. Because the pollen from the flowers is fucking her up. Again.
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He'll just watch her go. AWFUL.
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Instead Miria is going to stumble on nothing and then just try to walk even faster away.
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