Well, where the patient lies, the scanner tells the truth. Spinister finishes scanning long before Pipes finishes talking and then scowls as he reads through the results.

"Mostly," he says at last, face brightening and tone turning cheerful. "It just looks like you should have a lot of sex with someone!"

And after a moment, he adds, "That's probably safer than bench pressing a rock. Unless you've got a spotter."