asafepairofhands: (grouchy)
Ratchet of Vaporex ([personal profile] asafepairofhands) wrote in [community profile] robothell2015-08-09 11:34 pm

[network post--marked urgent]

Hello? Yeah, all right, it looks like this thing is on.

[The vid flickers on and Ratchet's face fills it, somehow more exasperated and peeved than usual.]

Look, public service health announcement, stay away from the damn stupid flowers that are popping up everywhere. They're releasing a pollen that's hyperconductive that causes an allergic reaction in both organics and inorganics. Nobody's going to drop dead, unless you're set on being a medical miracle and being the first to die of overcharge, but if you're affected, for goodness' sake, be careful until it wears itself out. If you don't release the pent-up charge or whatever periodically it's possible you'll overheat.

If you absolutely need medical assistance, I'm going to be at the first medibay trying to figure out more precisely what the fresh smelting hell is going on.

Ratchet out.
arnhaid: (you ever lay awake at night)

[personal profile] arnhaid 2015-08-20 01:58 am (UTC)(link)
[Once more he arches up, hips moving into that tugging hand, and sliding up and down along the other bot's length. It's almost too much. External and internal stimulus. He doesn't even try to hold back the groan of approval, or the way his whole body shudders, easing himself back down onto Ratchet's hips.]
triggerhappycopter: (o_O)

[personal profile] triggerhappycopter 2015-08-20 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
I've had sex with, like, two people.

[Did you want to know that, Ratchet? No? Well now you do anyways!

Spinister obediently sits himself down on whatever it was Ratchet wanted him to be on, watching Ratchet go about getting the sample tubes like a some kind of huge, magenta hawk.
]
phase6kindofbot: (Puppy!)

[personal profile] phase6kindofbot 2015-08-20 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
[The smell of lube and the press of wetness against his thigh put a sudden urgency into Sixshot's movements. His teeth and tongue find Ratchet's proffered throat, one hand clamping down on the medic's thigh, the other cradling Ratchet's chest.

Sixshot shifts, drawing back, his length leaving a wet line down Ratchet's back and aft- until the blunt head slides against the slickness of the medic's valve. He bites down harder then, pushing into the hot clench of Ratchet's frame.
]
triggerhappycopter: (Yet more confusion!)

[personal profile] triggerhappycopter 2015-08-20 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
[Ratchet, don't you want to know all the minute details of Spinister's sex life? Because he was totally about to tell you everything.

Lifting his arm out for Ratchet, the heli watches the way the Autobot medic leans onto his crutches.
]

Helping. I'm pretty good with the hand jobs.
phase6kindofbot: (HM)

[personal profile] phase6kindofbot 2015-08-20 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
[It was like his whole world had suddenly narrowed down to this, to Ratchet, to liquid pleasure pooling like molten lead under his abdominal plates. Sixshot sinks to knees, dragging Ratchet down with him, impaling the smaller Autobot on his cord so deeply that the blunt head was jammed into the very end of his valve by the time their hips met, fluids dripping down his thighs.

He turns his head, tongue against the palm of Ratchet's hand as he starts rolling his hips in slow, grinding thrusts, the hand on the CMO's thigh sliding up to glide over his erect spike.
]
Edited 2015-08-20 03:15 (UTC)
triggerhappycopter: (O_o)

[personal profile] triggerhappycopter 2015-08-20 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
[Spinister doesn't reply for a good moment, optics narrowing with something like suspicion. But it was only for a moment and the expression changes into something like amusement.]

Eh, you guys aren't so bad. I'm living with the guy who wants to kill my whole damn team because we harbored some other guy who'd been convicted of cowardice but he survived his sentence because he was too scared to transform into a bomb when he was dropped a few million years ago but we didn't know that when we woke him up trying to siphon some fuel from his fuel pump.

[Breath.]

It's complicated.
arnhaid: (you put the lime in the cocowhat)

[personal profile] arnhaid 2015-08-20 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
Heh. Not. Used to hearing that one...

[But he won't complain. If the first time was fast and hard, he has no issue taking this one slower. So he does, shuddering, groaning at the way he feels the other bot move through him. It's. Really good. Why doesn't he do this more often?]

Like hearing you. Like this. Like you -- [His voice breaks into static as Ratchet drags over a particular sensor.] -- happy.
phase6kindofbot: (Let's play!)

[personal profile] phase6kindofbot 2015-08-20 05:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[Sixshot pushes Ratchet down, holds him down, weight on the arm wrapped around the medic's chest, tongue between red fingers. He doesn't decipher his name when Ratchet cries it, but the urgent writhing and the tight clench of his valve drives the Sixer to move with a low, muffled growl.

The thrusts come faster and harder, the hand on Ratchet's spike quickening in tandem with the rhythm, thumb sliding roughly over the sensitive head.
]
arnhaid: (UPSET MONOLOGUES)

[personal profile] arnhaid 2015-08-21 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
H-hey. Don't do that... lemme see you?

[Because nothing kills the mood faster than thinking you've done something to upset your partner. At least for him. The whole looking away thing says that to him. Enough to where he goes still, even when Ratchet's hips roll up into him, hitting something deep and sensitive, and he has to bite down on his lip to keep from crying out.]

[More like that and he'll end up in system overload sooner rather than later.]
phase6kindofbot: (HM)

[personal profile] phase6kindofbot 2015-08-21 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
[Ratchet's overload makes Sixshot falter with a gasp, the excess charge from the other mech's overload rippling over his armor and the squeeze of the medic's valve walls putting a new urgency into his movements. Without fingers to keep his mouth occupied with, the Sixer's tongue and teeth find the back of Ratchet's neck instead, biting hard enough to leave marks-

And oh, it was about the time for Ratchet to discover the knot quickly swelling at the base of Sixshot's cord, wasn't it?
]
triggerhappycopter: (Hmm.)

[personal profile] triggerhappycopter 2015-08-21 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
Kind of! Like I said, if he hadn't woken up at the time he did, we'd have cut him up for scrap after I'd disabled his payload. He was going to be the find of the day!

Buuut he was alive and he lied to us and got the DJD on our tails, but he made up for it by trying to blow himself up to save us. It was hilarious.

arnhaid: (where do we begin)

[personal profile] arnhaid 2015-08-21 06:36 am (UTC)(link)
[The surprised little noise from him is half-relief, half-need, and he presses back into the kisses, urgently, his hips squirming and rolling into Ratchet's. Barely pulling back enough for proper internal friction.]

Won't. Not going to leave you -- [His voice is gasping, harsh. And utterly sincere.] -- don't want to.

[Not again.]

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