robothell | Entries tagged with ratchet

Who: Ratchet and Spinister
Where: Clinic!
When: After Tarn hunts down Brainstorm
What: HELLO FRIEND
Warnings: Personal space invasion

( Hi Ratchet )

arnhaid

Who: Ironhide & Ratchet
What: Totally not a date or a robooty call.
When: SHRUG
Where: Autobot Medibay probs
Warnings: mmmmmmmmaybe NSFW nonsense

( he's totally got this don't worry )

asafepairofhands

Hello? Yeah, all right, it looks like this thing is on.

[The vid flickers on and Ratchet's face fills it, somehow more exasperated and peeved than usual.]

Look, public service health announcement, stay away from the damn stupid flowers that are popping up everywhere. They're releasing a pollen that's hyperconductive that causes an allergic reaction in both organics and inorganics. Nobody's going to drop dead, unless you're set on being a medical miracle and being the first to die of overcharge, but if you're affected, for goodness' sake, be careful until it wears itself out. If you don't release the pent-up charge or whatever periodically it's possible you'll overheat.

If you absolutely need medical assistance, I'm going to be at the first medibay trying to figure out more precisely what the fresh smelting hell is going on.

Ratchet out.

optout

WHO: Optimus Prime and WHOEVER
WHERE: City and BEYOND
WHEN: SEX POLLEN TIME
WHAT: This is what you wanted guys the chance to fuck Optimus Fucking Prime. Non smut is available too.
WARNINGS: SMUT SMUT SMUT TRUCK FUCKIN

( I'm too hot--HOT DAMN )

aminerproblem

Who: Megs, Nautica, Ratchet, possibly more?
Where: Medibay and City
When: Now, and backdated to a few weeks earlier
What: cap n gown with grandpa
Warnings: disgustingly adorable cuddling

Replies inbound

rodders

( This is Rodimus. This is Rodimus doing his best not to look panicked. He is calm, he is grace, he is awesome and not at all freaking out about the fact that someone has gone missing. )

Has anyone seen Drift? He hasn't been home in days and I've looked for him. Really looked, okay, and I can't find him at all. ( He remembers what happened last time, alright. ) So uh, if you find him tell him to stop meditating or whatever spiritual thing he's doing. Seriously. Drift, if you can hear this, knock it off.

( You'd think he'd learn his lesson after leaving increasingly agitated messages on his personal comm while Drift was bleeding out before. But it's the bit before that makes him snap into a less together, more pissed expression. )

Tarn. If I find that you so much laid a hand on Drift I'm gonna burn you to a crisp.

( The fact that Rodimus is small and breakable compared to Tarn's everything is clearly not a problem. He means it, Tarn, he'll find a way. )

pffft

Who: Prowl & YOU?
Where: Somewhere in the city
When: A day or so after giving Verity a concussion
What: Prowl has a few robot papercuts and bruises to patch up; he also searches the fuck out of Verity's apartment
Warnings: Asshole ahoy, and some self repair

( Read more... )

wreckers

Who: Verity and OPENish
Where: Autobot Clinic
When: Noooow??
What: The fallout of this
Warnings: Injuries, TBD.

( failed step one )

asafepairofhands

( and you know you are gigantic as the things that you adore )

( some days you give thanks, some days you give the finger )

lifepersists

Who: First Aid and U
Where: Red Alert's clinic
When: Post-Pharma cutting off his arm
What: wow the medics are gimpier than the rest of you guys
Warnings: mild robot gore, a sad cinnamon bun

( It's not easy being a medic in Robot Hell )

asafepairofhands

Who: Ratchet and YOU and also whoever else wants to set up threads in here
What: Ratchet's limping around on crutches, feel free to put yourself in the line of fire
Where: Red Alert's clinic
When: A little while after Drift is conscious
Warnings: YELLING? yelling probably

( if you're asking for directions don't you moan about the distance )

pharma

Who: Drift, Ratchet, Pharma. Anyone else hanging around the clinic?
What: The reunion no one wanted.
Where: Red Alert's clinic
When: A day or two after Pharma's meeting with Tarn.
Warnings: Lots of bitchiness and angry and yelling.

( I keep trying not to talk about you )

auramatic

Who: Drift, Rodimus, Ratchet, Megatron and whoever else wants to chime in
What: the inevitable fallout of the fucked up shit Tarn just did to Drift
Where: Red Alert's clinic
When: starting a few days after Tarn beat the shit out of Drift
Warnings: a lot of sad. a lot of gay

( an elaborately crafted wall of text lies beneath this cut )

sparkwhisperer

Who: Tarn and Drift and Tarn and You
Where: The city center
When: A few days after the Rodimus incident
What: Tarn has an unfortunate run in with some new friends
Warnings: Tarn. Violence to come

( come make his week worse )

aminerproblem

Who: Megatron, Aftermath, Rodimus, Ratchet, Nautica maybe more?
Where: le Medibay
When: The week after the pissbabies punch each other
What: Post checkup bonding and other assorted things
Warnings: Descriptions of robo doctoring and medicine

( prompts! )

rodders

WHO: Rodimus & Ratchet, Drift
WHERE: the ruins of the city
WHEN: the first day here, shortly after
WHAT: Ratchet yelling at Rodimus after he neglected to tell Drift some things & reattaching his arm, Drift cornering Rodimus so they can have a talk about Overlord related events
WARNINGS: Rodimus being a shitbaby, gay robot feelings

whatbedsidemanners

Who: Red Alert, Sentinel, and anyone
Where: Medical clinic somewhere in the city
When: Two weeks after arrival (Or whenever really)
What: Red Alert finds a medical clinic and works on getting it up and running
Warnings: Red Alert's bedside manners

( In that she has none )

robotsatan

You don't know how you got here. One minute you were walking, sleeping, maybe dead -- then you're here, your feet suddenly carrying you down an empty street. Where's here?

( Cybertron -- but not any Cybertron you've ever known. )

ROBOT HELL

you're already here.

Entries tagged with ratchet | asafepairofhands

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two old men walk into a bar maybe

[network post--marked urgent]

FUCK THE TRUCK

Medic graduation and post-grad gross cuddling

VIDEO

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step one: stop fighting robots

you know you are as small as the things you let annoy you {backdated before robot prom}

insert one arm joke here

if you pray to god for rain, don't you complain about the lightning

You Keep Coming Up

[ THE "DRIFT GOT HECKED UP BY TARN" CATCH-ALL POST ]

Tarn and the very bad no good terrible week

More Medibay Shenanigans

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Bedside Manners

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