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Jun. 5th, 2015 06:50 pm
rodders: <user name=brodinsons> (LIFE IS HARD)
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( This is Rodimus. This is Rodimus doing his best not to look panicked. He is calm, he is grace, he is awesome and not at all freaking out about the fact that someone has gone missing. )

Has anyone seen Drift? He hasn't been home in days and I've looked for him. Really looked, okay, and I can't find him at all. ( He remembers what happened last time, alright. ) So uh, if you find him tell him to stop meditating or whatever spiritual thing he's doing. Seriously. Drift, if you can hear this, knock it off.

( You'd think he'd learn his lesson after leaving increasingly agitated messages on his personal comm while Drift was bleeding out before. But it's the bit before that makes him snap into a less together, more pissed expression. )

Tarn. If I find that you so much laid a hand on Drift I'm gonna burn you to a crisp.

( The fact that Rodimus is small and breakable compared to Tarn's everything is clearly not a problem. He means it, Tarn, he'll find a way. )

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May. 4th, 2015 10:13 pm
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[Guess who's been keeping out of whatever's been going on here? This guy! Naturally he'd like to keep doing that, but there's a thing or two that needs to be addressed. Not the kidnapping, he's been around enough to know that no one has answers to that.]

Hey, my name's Robert Epps, formerly NEST (Non-biological Extraterrestrial Species Treaty), and I'm one of the human visitors on your "glorious" homeworld. Now that we've got introductions outta the way, I've got one request for all you Cybertronians:

Please be careful 'round our water! You Cybertronians ain't using it, and we humans sort of need it to survive. I can't remember the last time it rained, so our resources totally aren't limitless. Wish we had some water purification going, because I don't think it'll mean anything good if there was some kinda energon contamination.

To my fellow humans: This world is bigger than us and I think we should stick together. I don't think we're doing ourselves any good by running around and doing our own thing. Besides, I haven't talked to another human in a while, and that's getting a little depressing.

Also you aliens should think up some more emotes, because these are the stupidest goddamn things I've seen in a while.


[He refuses to use them.]

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Apr. 22nd, 2015 07:02 pm
officerjuicebox: (MMMHMMM ok sure bro whatevs)
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We're using this as a dating service now?

[For all of half a second, the big guy sort of looks like he's going to be annoyed about that... then just grins.]

Okay. Sure.

Hi.

[APPARENTLY THAT is all he feels he needs to say. Goddammit, Roller there are about a million things you could do better with your time, but no, you're trying to be flirty while you're in your chair made of boxes and your goddamn juicebox.]

[Because hey, when you've got nothing better to do with the next hour or so...]

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Apr. 22nd, 2015 10:20 pm
planate: (there's a definitely there right)
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Has anyone managed to leave the city yet? I've been trying to note down points of interest and figure out what part of the city is what but... not much luck beyond it.

[he rubs the back of his head a little awkwardly.]

I guess it makes sense to repopulate one city at a time, haha! [a beat. that wasn't funny, pipes.] Uh, anyway, if you arrived recently I hope it wasn't too rough. I know a medibay has been set up for sure.

[he gives the camera a thumbs up.]

Pipes out!

[and goes to turn it off BUT WAIT HE JUST REMEMBERED SOMETHING.]

No idea how to encrypt these...
Mayday! D'you wanna go on a date sometime?
milkruns: (yeah she's a good one)
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[ june's decided to post a video, mostly so she can establish that she is one of the few tiny non-Cybertronians on the planet, because that sort of has context for what she's about to ask ]

Hey there, June Darby here... Some of you already know me, but if you don't -- I'm one of the humans who was also inexplicably dragged here. Which kind of puts me at a disadvantage, as I'm sure you could imagine.

That said, I'd like to...give myself some more context for all of this. Would any of you have anything I could read about the history of your war? Most of you seem to be from the same universe, a different one than mine, so -- that's the version of the war I'm most interested in learning about, I guess. Got any...I don't know, history books or anything with you?
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[The distress call opens with a squeal of static as Mayday screeches too shrilly for his comm to deal with.

He tones it down a notch.]


Somebody help! I'm trapped! Please, they're... They're everywhere. Why are there so many of them?!