Roller (
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robothell2015-04-22 07:02 pm
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We're using this as a dating service now?
[For all of half a second, the big guy sort of looks like he's going to be annoyed about that... then just grins.]
Okay. Sure.
Hi.
[APPARENTLY THAT is all he feels he needs to say. Goddammit, Roller there are about a million things you could do better with your time, but no, you're trying to be flirty while you're in your chair made of boxes and your goddamn juicebox.]
[Because hey, when you've got nothing better to do with the next hour or so...]
[For all of half a second, the big guy sort of looks like he's going to be annoyed about that... then just grins.]
Okay. Sure.
Hi.
[APPARENTLY THAT is all he feels he needs to say. Goddammit, Roller there are about a million things you could do better with your time, but no, you're trying to be flirty while you're in your chair made of boxes and your goddamn juicebox.]
[Because hey, when you've got nothing better to do with the next hour or so...]
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[ She needs a moment while the space racism processes this. ]
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Where?
[He actually looks around, like he's going to see a printer getting it on with a copier somewhere.]
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[ This guy. ]
Cybertronians.
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Feel free to continue to waste your time with this.
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If there is, no one's pointed it out.
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( dATING???? )
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Right? It doesn't have to be all online.
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Dates are fun.
It's a better way to pass the time than getting in fights, I think.
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Usually.
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I thought I was being super charming already. I said "hi" and everything.
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I see you're swarming with potential mates from your irresistible "hi".
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Hey, give it some time... I just started.
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Roller. Who're you?
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Brainstorm. I'm only the most brilliant scientist on Cybertron.
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[Answer: no.]
Oh, hey, great! That means you'll get us out of here, right? How's that going?
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[ Was he mocking him? Brainstorm squints at his screen for a few moments while he tries to decipher Roller's intent. ]
We're working on it.
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Well, good. Keep it up.
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[whatever you giant fucks do.]
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Unless it's like, paired with blue or something.
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[pipes stop]
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... two of Optimus? You mean Pax? There's two of him?
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[And can he pawn Shockwave off on him.]
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Shorter. Pretty much looks the same, though.
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... Huh.
Same color scheme, and everything?
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I'll give you that one.
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[YOU LIIIIKE BIG BUFF BARA BOTS DONT U ROLLER]
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[WHAT NO, NOT AT ALL.]
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