officerjuicebox: (MMMHMMM ok sure bro whatevs)
Roller ([personal profile] officerjuicebox) wrote in [community profile] robothell2015-04-22 07:02 pm

video;

We're using this as a dating service now?

[For all of half a second, the big guy sort of looks like he's going to be annoyed about that... then just grins.]

Okay. Sure.

Hi.

[APPARENTLY THAT is all he feels he needs to say. Goddammit, Roller there are about a million things you could do better with your time, but no, you're trying to be flirty while you're in your chair made of boxes and your goddamn juicebox.]

[Because hey, when you've got nothing better to do with the next hour or so...]
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[personal profile] ancillary 2015-04-23 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
Machines dating.

[ She needs a moment while the space racism processes this. ]
Edited (i can english) 2015-04-23 02:07 (UTC)
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[personal profile] ancillary 2015-04-23 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
You-

[ This guy. ]

Cybertronians.
loyaute: (pic#8711274)

[personal profile] loyaute 2015-04-23 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
( what is this, a rare public appearance of arcee from one of the public terminals? heck yeah it is. )

Feel free to continue to waste your time with this.
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[personal profile] loyaute 2015-04-23 04:04 pm (UTC)(link)
It's boring. ( he will find no disagreement with her on that. ) I thought interpersonal relationships were made in person. Not over a network.

( dATING???? )
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[personal profile] loyaute 2015-04-23 10:56 pm (UTC)(link)
I guess. ( a long pause and then, almost cautiously: ) Pointless asking here, isn't it? We're trying to go back home. Forming 'lasting relationships', trying to pretend they're anything but temporary. Just seems like it's not going to be worth it.
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[personal profile] loyaute 2015-05-14 05:30 pm (UTC)(link)
I like fighting better. It's easier.
briefcase: (pic#8729398)

[personal profile] briefcase 2015-04-23 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
That's all you've got?
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[personal profile] briefcase 2015-04-23 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
Come on. If you're going to use my network to get a date you have to do better than that. It's just insulting to it.
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[personal profile] briefcase 2015-04-23 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, mine. I made it. Some helped.

I see you're swarming with potential mates from your irresistible "hi".
Edited 2015-04-23 04:53 (UTC)
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[personal profile] briefcase 2015-04-26 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
You didn't even give your name.
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[personal profile] briefcase 2015-04-26 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
There's like five million huge guys and-- you're a digital recording! Nobody can tell exactly how big you are!

Brainstorm. I'm only the most brilliant scientist on Cybertron.
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[personal profile] briefcase 2015-05-04 03:56 pm (UTC)(link)

[ Was he mocking him? Brainstorm squints at his screen for a few moments while he tries to decipher Roller's intent. ]

We're working on it.

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[personal profile] planate 2015-04-23 01:26 pm (UTC)(link)
You know, I met a big red guy - not Optimus, a different big red guy - and you two might have a good time if you met. Y'know, benchpressing giant boulders and flexing at each other.

[whatever you giant fucks do.]
planate: (talks)

[personal profile] planate 2015-04-23 10:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Ahhh, he was red and yellow. Too bad.
planate: (FLIPS A TABLE)

[personal profile] planate 2015-04-24 11:28 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I mean, there's always Shockwave or the two Optimiuses. Optimii. Whatever.

[pipes stop]
planate: (it's half full)

[personal profile] planate 2015-04-27 12:57 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah! Crazy, right?
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[personal profile] planate 2015-04-27 02:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[WOW ROLLER IS SOMEONE JELLY]

Shorter. Pretty much looks the same, though.
planate: (smert)

[personal profile] planate 2015-04-29 04:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah! Why don't you ask him?
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[personal profile] planate 2015-04-30 12:25 pm (UTC)(link)





I'll give you that one.
planate: (Default)

[personal profile] planate 2015-05-01 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
[HE JUST. CHINHANDS.]
planate: (heeee)

[personal profile] planate 2015-05-03 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, nothing. Nothing at all.

[YOU LIIIIKE BIG BUFF BARA BOTS DONT U ROLLER]
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[personal profile] planate 2015-05-04 09:06 pm (UTC)(link)
No I'm not.
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[personal profile] planate 2015-05-05 01:57 pm (UTC)(link)
I hadn't noticed.