video;

[officerjuicebox]

We're using this as a dating service now?

[For all of half a second, the big guy sort of looks like he's going to be annoyed about that... then just grins.]

Okay. Sure.

Hi.

[APPARENTLY THAT is all he feels he needs to say. Goddammit, Roller there are about a million things you could do better with your time, but no, you're trying to be flirty while you're in your chair made of boxes and your goddamn juicebox.]

[Because hey, when you've got nothing better to do with the next hour or so...]

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[briefcase]

You didn't even give your name.

[officerjuicebox]

Oh. Right -- sorry, I'm sort of used to being recognized a little. The size thing and all.

Roller. Who're you?

[briefcase]

There's like five million huge guys and-- you're a digital recording! Nobody can tell exactly how big you are!

Brainstorm. I'm only the most brilliant scientist on Cybertron.

[officerjuicebox]

Yeah, but did five million make a delightful PSA about how they were totally available and had a great vid screen just waiting to be used?

[Answer: no.]

Oh, hey, great! That means you'll get us out of here, right? How's that going?

[briefcase]

[ Was he mocking him? Brainstorm squints at his screen for a few moments while he tries to decipher Roller's intent. ]

We're working on it.

[officerjuicebox]

[For once, no, Brainstorm, no one is mocking you.]

Well, good. Keep it up.