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Robert Epps ([personal profile] tenbackpockets) wrote in [community profile] robothell2015-05-04 10:13 pm

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[Guess who's been keeping out of whatever's been going on here? This guy! Naturally he'd like to keep doing that, but there's a thing or two that needs to be addressed. Not the kidnapping, he's been around enough to know that no one has answers to that.]

Hey, my name's Robert Epps, formerly NEST (Non-biological Extraterrestrial Species Treaty), and I'm one of the human visitors on your "glorious" homeworld. Now that we've got introductions outta the way, I've got one request for all you Cybertronians:

Please be careful 'round our water! You Cybertronians ain't using it, and we humans sort of need it to survive. I can't remember the last time it rained, so our resources totally aren't limitless. Wish we had some water purification going, because I don't think it'll mean anything good if there was some kinda energon contamination.

To my fellow humans: This world is bigger than us and I think we should stick together. I don't think we're doing ourselves any good by running around and doing our own thing. Besides, I haven't talked to another human in a while, and that's getting a little depressing.

Also you aliens should think up some more emotes, because these are the stupidest goddamn things I've seen in a while.


[He refuses to use them.]
smarterthandad: (updating fyeahmisterfantastic)

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[personal profile] smarterthandad 2015-05-05 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
It's okay, I'm already running water purification. Come by my lab whenever.

About the emotes: Whenever one of us hacks in and changes them, Brainstorm just puts them back the next time he logs in. It's not worth the effort.
smarterthandad: (68)

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[personal profile] smarterthandad 2015-05-05 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
The Autobots' premier weapons designer and also the one who did most of the programming to get the network up and running. Emotional maturity of a middle schooler and ego that blocks out the sun.

[Hi Brainstorm she knows you're reading this.]
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[personal profile] smarterthandad 2015-05-05 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, basically. Can't imagine why their war went 4 million years.

[Val you hang out with Megatron, Prowl, and Tarn, you can't talk.]
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[personal profile] smarterthandad 2015-05-05 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
They're not that hard to kill. You just have to approach the problem properly, without preconceptions based on Earth life.

[Text does not convey her creepy smile, but she's totally smiling creepily.]
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[personal profile] smarterthandad 2015-05-05 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
Personality-wise, they're just scaled-up humans who turn into cars and the occasional plane or submarine.
ancillary: (I'll never soften my grip)

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[personal profile] ancillary 2015-05-05 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
Epps. This is Miranda Lawson of the Systems Alliance. This channel is now secure.

You're currently one of a small handful of humans I've managed to do a headcount for on the planet; all of them civilians and two of them minors. So I need you to listen to me.
ancillary: (Faux punk fatigue)

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[personal profile] ancillary 2015-05-05 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
[ Zero chill. ]

We're flying blind but as it stands water contamination is not the pressing issue. From what I can tell the native population is more concerned with taking their political squabbles to the next step over mucking the water supply.

You mentioned you were with an outfit concerned 'Non-biological extraterrestrial species'?

That hardly seems coincidence.
arnhaid: (AHAHAH YEAH UH... SO...)

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[personal profile] arnhaid 2015-05-05 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
You gonna explain 'emotes'?

[IRONHIDE, THAT'S WHAT YOU TAKE FROM THIS?]
arnhaid: (you ever lay awake at night)

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[personal profile] arnhaid 2015-05-05 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
First thing that's jumpin' out at me.

Didn't think I needed to say anythin' about not going near the water. 'Cept maybe "okay".
arnhaid: (DAMN I'M GOOD)

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[personal profile] arnhaid 2015-05-05 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
Nah, I don't use this thing much. Last I did, I was talkin' to Optimus. And you kinda don't use little yellow faces when you're talkin' to Prime.

[He's grinning though, because the idea is actually kind of funny.]
redshitlord: (heaven in a ragtop)

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[personal profile] redshitlord 2015-05-05 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
Whoa, you guys need that stuff? I thought the water was just pretty or something.
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[personal profile] redshitlord 2015-05-05 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, seriously?

Okay, consider it off limits. You guys are pretty okay. I really don't wanna contribute to... you know.

Killing you. That's beyond lame.

Plus, you know. Bee'd kill me.
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[personal profile] crabcake 2015-05-05 11:40 am (UTC)(link)
If you're so concerned about your precious resource perhaps you should consider guarding it.

[Brainstorm smiling emote]
txting: (but I don’t like learning)

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[personal profile] txting 2015-05-05 07:18 pm (UTC)(link)
i can probs make a water purifier! :|a i've never made one b4 but it can't be 2 hard right?

also lol i've never heard of nest but my sis was ambassador 2 aliens. :) it's super far out yeah? lol

btw i'm skipper roberts! we halfway share names! :O we should totes hang out l8er y/y?