Video; After the Sex Pollen

[imatruck]

[Hello Cybertron. Some of you may still be having lingering awkward feelings with what happened the last few days. Well, Grimlock is not here to service or help those awkward feelings.

He peers through at the comm, his big claws clacking against the floor from which he's lying in his dinobot form.]

So uh...you know that whole marriage thing humans have? Where you get one and the other and there should be a ring...?

Well uh...

I think...it could be possible that you know...maybe four people could be married at the same time? To each other? And three don't know about it?

[Grimlock that's not what marriage means.]

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[Audio]

[imatruck]

Thanks for being cool anyways.

You're...cool.

[Audio]

[system_dp]

[Now she's confused, because to her 'cool' is a temperature not a state of being.]

I am not cool... My systems are running at a regular heat level.

[Audio]

[imatruck]

No you're uh....good...not freaking out...you know, cool.

[Audio]

[system_dp]

[Still doesn't get it.

Enjoy the confused sounds from her end.]

[Audio]

[imatruck]

...uh did you break?

[Audio]

[system_dp]

I am not broken, but thank you for your concern, Grimlock.

[A pause.]

And I hope that things go well for you in regards to discussing this situation with the partner you are still interested in.

[Changing the subject~]

[whenthedevilscry]

The right pressure, I hope.

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[peridont]

Aren't you mechanoids indigenous to this planet? Why do you want to conform to some-- human custom?

[the word 'human' spat out like venom.]

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[imatruck]

...ok what.

And what.

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[imatruck]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA I DO WAT I WANT

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[imatruck]

I hope so too...I mean uh cause...

I'm not even sure where we are. I mean before that we just kissed and he was weird with some kind of drink.

[imatruck]

You'd know about that...if I know the pressures you know.

[Audio]

[system_dp]

[Where they are? What the heck, Grimlock.]

What does kissing have to do with your geographical location?

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[redshitlord]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ITS NOT HELPING

[whenthedevilscry]

I think you do. If you scored with as many people as you say you have, then I think you'd know.

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[peridont]

[grimlock questioning DOES NOT SURPRISE HER but it's not entirely the reaction she expected. she rather wanted to get a rise out of him like she did ratchet. BUMMER.]

Y-- what, what?!

[Audio]

[imatruck]

No I mean...where my relationship is in the relationship...space.

[imatruck]

...yeah I know.

Hehe, thanks for the what'd you call it? Aft signal?

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[imatruck]

THEN START HELPING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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[imatruck]

...that's what I asked!

[Sorry Peridot, you're dealing with a master of intelligence and sabot--ahaha no.]

What?

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[redshitlord]

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DO THAT

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YOURSELF

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[peridont]

[UNBELIVABLE WHY IS EVERYONE BUT HER TERRIBLE]

What you're asking for makes no sense!

[shes been working in the terminals for days, she wanted to yell at someone stupider than her. which is everyone. or did she already mention that.]

[whenthedevilscry]

Body language?

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[imatruck]

[You mean why is Grimlock amazing, that's what you meant.]

Hey you're not so clear either!

I mean why would I want custom humans?

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[imatruck]

JUST COME OVER HERE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA