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Video; After the Sex Pollen

[Hello Cybertron. Some of you may still be having lingering awkward feelings with what happened the last few days. Well, Grimlock is not here to service or help those awkward feelings.

He peers through at the comm, his big claws clacking against the floor from which he's lying in his dinobot form.]

So uh...you know that whole marriage thing humans have? Where you get one and the other and there should be a ring...?

Well uh...

I think...it could be possible that you know...maybe four people could be married at the same time? To each other? And three don't know about it?

[Grimlock that's not what marriage means.]

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Dude...

(A pause and a raised eyebrow.)

...You turn into a dinosaur?

Yeah I do!

...didn't you know that?

I do now.

(It then dawns on Dante that he not only banged a giant robot, but a giant robot dinosaur. That makes it better somehow.)

And here I thought I saw everything you're packing.

Yeah, I hear that I'm just full of surprises hehe.

What do ya think?

I think you brought a new meaning to sexual tyrannosaur.

No idea what a tyrannosaur is, but if sexual's in front of it it's gotta be a good thing!

A T-Rex. That's what humans call that kind of dinosaur.

They're pretty awesome, so it's a good thing.

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... Does Grimlock mean "polygamy"?

[Yeah she knows words, what of it.]

No, I don't think we're combinin' to a shape.

That is not what polygamy means. Polygamy is the practice of taking more than one spouse, as in being married to more than one person, Grimlock.

...so I guess I took more than one person then, huh?

[Uh oh.]

That is what polygamy means, yes.

[A beat.]

Why is Grimlock asking about marriage?

Cause uh...

You know that thing we did?

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[Oh. Hi Grimlock. This is totally not an awkward conversation. Not at all. He's just. Practicing texting. Yep. Totally.]

uh whats married ....

[Oh hey this is probably the most awkward because guess who still has unresolved feeeeeeelings.]

uhhhhhh

u kno

that thing we did

[YEAH WELL... JOIN THE CLUB.]

that thats marriage ?????

YEAH

I THHINK

UH what what does that mean

it means we touched

with our bodies

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Aren't you mechanoids indigenous to this planet? Why do you want to conform to some-- human custom?

[the word 'human' spat out like venom.]

...ok what.

And what.

[grimlock questioning DOES NOT SURPRISE HER but it's not entirely the reaction she expected. she rather wanted to get a rise out of him like she did ratchet. BUMMER.]

Y-- what, what?!

...that's what I asked!

[Sorry Peridot, you're dealing with a master of intelligence and sabot--ahaha no.]

What?

[UNBELIVABLE WHY IS EVERYONE BUT HER TERRIBLE]

What you're asking for makes no sense!

[shes been working in the terminals for days, she wanted to yell at someone stupider than her. which is everyone. or did she already mention that.]

[You mean why is Grimlock amazing, that's what you meant.]

Hey you're not so clear either!

I mean why would I want custom humans?

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