Video; After the Sex Pollen

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[Hello Cybertron. Some of you may still be having lingering awkward feelings with what happened the last few days. Well, Grimlock is not here to service or help those awkward feelings.

He peers through at the comm, his big claws clacking against the floor from which he's lying in his dinobot form.]

So uh...you know that whole marriage thing humans have? Where you get one and the other and there should be a ring...?

Well uh...

I think...it could be possible that you know...maybe four people could be married at the same time? To each other? And three don't know about it?

[Grimlock that's not what marriage means.]

Comments

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[redshitlord]

[Oh. Hi Grimlock. This is totally not an awkward conversation. Not at all. He's just. Practicing texting. Yep. Totally.]

uh

whats married ....

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[imatruck]

[Oh hey this is probably the most awkward because guess who still has unresolved feeeeeeelings.]

uhhhhhh

u kno

that thing we did

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[redshitlord]

[YEAH WELL... JOIN THE CLUB.]

that

thats

marriage ?????

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YEAH

I THHINK

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[redshitlord]

UH

what

what does that

mean

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it means we touched

with our bodies

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[redshitlord]

HSFKJSDKFSUS

I KNOW THAT

I DIDNT MEAN

I MEANT

MARRIED IT DONT WE HAVE TO

I DONT KNOW WHAT IM SAYIGN MY LETTERS ARE STUCK HUGE IM NOT YELLING

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I DONT KNO WAT UR SAYING

SOUNDS LIKE UR YELLING THO

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[redshitlord]

IM NOT YELLING THIS IS TEXT YOU CANT YELL IN TEXT

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U CAN YELL IN TEXT

WATCH

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

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[redshitlord]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

STOP YELLING TYPING ITS NOT HELPING

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ILL STOP WHEN YOU STOP UNHELPING

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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[redshitlord]

UNHELPING ISNT A WORD

STOP TYPING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAA I DO WAT I WANT

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[redshitlord]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ITS NOT HELPING

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THEN START HELPING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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[redshitlord]

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DO THAT

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YOURSELF

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JUST COME OVER HERE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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[redshitlord]

I DONT KNOW WHERE '' HERE '' IS


AAAAAAAAAA

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ROBOT HOUSE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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[redshitlord]

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFINE

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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GET OVER HERE AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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[redshitlord]

I AM

AAAAAAAA

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FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASTER

[redshitlord]

[He doesn't answer, just. Crosses the street. Because he was totally hiding out that close to the robot house.]


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