Video; After the Sex Pollen

[imatruck]

[Hello Cybertron. Some of you may still be having lingering awkward feelings with what happened the last few days. Well, Grimlock is not here to service or help those awkward feelings.

He peers through at the comm, his big claws clacking against the floor from which he's lying in his dinobot form.]

So uh...you know that whole marriage thing humans have? Where you get one and the other and there should be a ring...?

Well uh...

I think...it could be possible that you know...maybe four people could be married at the same time? To each other? And three don't know about it?

[Grimlock that's not what marriage means.]

Comments

[imatruck]

[Grimlock charges through the house. Yelling. Right till he comes right to where he generally sees Sideswipe.]

AAAAAAAAAAA!

You.

We gotta work this frag out, ok?!

[redshitlord]

[Well he wasn't expecting THAT.]

[He actually yelps, and darts for the nearest place to get out of the way of the charging dinosaur.]

Don't do that!!

[imatruck]

[The dinobot skids to a halt as he looks over his shoulder.]

Sorry.

Just thought I'd get your attention in a big way.

[redshitlord]

[Yeah he's behind a bookshelf or something.]

W-well! It worked! Too well!

[imatruck]

[Slumps.]

Sorry.

Can we talk? I think we need it.

[redshitlord]

... Yeah, okay.

Sure. Go ahead.

[imatruck]

I mean...you mushed my face...and then we did...the frig frag...I mean, what am I 'sposed to make of that?!

[redshitlord]

I don't know! It just --

I didn't even know what was happening!

[imatruck]

I don't know either!

But uh...I mean...I ain't gonna say I didn't like it...both times.

[redshitlord]

You seemed like you knew!

... you. Didn't seem like you liked the kiss thing, though.

[imatruck]

Since when do I know anything!?

...I liked it, just not the way you were you know, messed up. I want a face mush from you as you. Not as you when you're messed up you.

[redshitlord]

[Grimlock, you're a great guy, and he cares a lot about you but sometimes, man...]

Uh.

Okay? S-so does that mean... you hate me or what?

[imatruck]

I um...

I need you to face mush me...for real. So I can know if I like like for real.

[Why is this hard AUGH.]

[redshitlord]

What about... the other thing?

[imatruck]

[He looks away, smiling coquettishly.]

You wanna do that too? Cause I'm down...I wasn't sure if you were down but I'm down...

[redshitlord]

Uh.

M-Maybe not right away? I mean. The kiss thing was a lot less...

[He didn't need to lie down and ache afterward oops.]

... I mean it saved a lot of water!

[What.]

[imatruck]

...you lost me after the kiss part.

[redshitlord]

It-- It's nothing! Forget it!

[Because wow admitting that it hurt is both embarrassing and... he doesn't want to make Grimlock feel bad.]

[imatruck]

Wait what?

[Grimlock reaches for Sideswipe, trying to understand.]

C'mon Sideswipe, we gotta talk this out! That's what Miria told me!

[redshitlord]

It's okay! Really! It just... Kissing's fine!

[This is super confusing and hard and what is he supposed to do here? How do you Not Hurt Feelings.]

Right?

[imatruck]

Yeah...it is.

[He's trying to understand, he really is. ]

I don't think we've had a real one, you know? Kiss.

[redshitlord]

Then that's. We can do that. Right? I mean... yeah.

[Wow, this is awkward as hell.]

I'm sorry. I didn't. We weren't. Y'know...?

[imatruck]

Yeah I just said we could...

I um...what are you tryin' to say?

[redshitlord]

I'm sorry I don't know how this works I don't want to screw up with you okay!

[imatruck]

[He stays quiet, speaking in careful measures.]

I'm pretty lost too...this is all new to me...but...I'm still here with ya, right?