Video; After the Sex Pollen

[imatruck]

[Hello Cybertron. Some of you may still be having lingering awkward feelings with what happened the last few days. Well, Grimlock is not here to service or help those awkward feelings.

He peers through at the comm, his big claws clacking against the floor from which he's lying in his dinobot form.]

So uh...you know that whole marriage thing humans have? Where you get one and the other and there should be a ring...?

Well uh...

I think...it could be possible that you know...maybe four people could be married at the same time? To each other? And three don't know about it?

[Grimlock that's not what marriage means.]

Comments

[Audio]

[system_dp]

[Oh god why, don't believe her when it comes to what robots can do.]

Do you feel a desire to do it again with any of your partners? If you do not then Grimlock should not feel the need to try it again.

[Audio]

[imatruck]

[Because she sounds smart and uses big words like polgony.]


Lemme think...









Yeah. I think I 'feel a desire'.

Re: [Audio]

[system_dp]

[SHE IS A ROBOT WITH A COMPUTER BRAIN.

Her smart is not that useful.]

Then perhaps Grimlock should speak with the partner that makes you feel that way about it?

[Not that she'll follow her own advice on this.]

[Audio]

[imatruck]

Maybe I should.

...one more thing.

Should I tell them about all the...inner course?

[Audio]

[system_dp]

If you want?

[Audio]

[imatruck]

I mean what if he finds out and I don't tell him? That'll be awkward.

[Audio]

[system_dp]

I... guess so? Like I have said, if you want to tell them then tell them.

If they find out from another source then perhaps Grimlock can deal with it when it happens.

[Audio]

[imatruck]

Yeah, but it'll be less weird when I tell 'em myself.

...uh. You don't look so...weird about...what happened...

[Audio]

[system_dp]

Then tell them and do not overthink it.

[Ha ha ha... ha.]

I am not allowing events beyond my control to become to bothersome, Grimlock.

[Audio]

[imatruck]

Thanks for being cool anyways.

You're...cool.

[Audio]

[system_dp]

[Now she's confused, because to her 'cool' is a temperature not a state of being.]

I am not cool... My systems are running at a regular heat level.

[Audio]

[imatruck]

No you're uh....good...not freaking out...you know, cool.

[Audio]

[system_dp]

[Still doesn't get it.

Enjoy the confused sounds from her end.]

[Audio]

[imatruck]

...uh did you break?

[Audio]

[system_dp]

I am not broken, but thank you for your concern, Grimlock.

[A pause.]

And I hope that things go well for you in regards to discussing this situation with the partner you are still interested in.

[Changing the subject~]

: [Audio]

[imatruck]

I hope so too...I mean uh cause...

I'm not even sure where we are. I mean before that we just kissed and he was weird with some kind of drink.

[Audio]

[system_dp]

[Where they are? What the heck, Grimlock.]

What does kissing have to do with your geographical location?

[Audio]

[imatruck]

No I mean...where my relationship is in the relationship...space.

[Audio]

[system_dp]

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I... good luck in finding out?