Video; After the Sex Pollen

[imatruck]

[Hello Cybertron. Some of you may still be having lingering awkward feelings with what happened the last few days. Well, Grimlock is not here to service or help those awkward feelings.

He peers through at the comm, his big claws clacking against the floor from which he's lying in his dinobot form.]

So uh...you know that whole marriage thing humans have? Where you get one and the other and there should be a ring...?

Well uh...

I think...it could be possible that you know...maybe four people could be married at the same time? To each other? And three don't know about it?

[Grimlock that's not what marriage means.]

Comments

[imatruck]

Yeah, I hear that I'm just full of surprises hehe.

What do ya think?

[whenthedevilscry]

I think you brought a new meaning to sexual tyrannosaur.

[imatruck]

No idea what a tyrannosaur is, but if sexual's in front of it it's gotta be a good thing!

[whenthedevilscry]

A T-Rex. That's what humans call that kind of dinosaur.

They're pretty awesome, so it's a good thing.

[imatruck]

...oh like a dinobot!

It's weird that two aliens that just met had two things that looked exactly the same, hehe.

[whenthedevilscry]

Hell of a coincidence, if you ask me.

Speaking of, where's this marriage stuff coming from? You make it sound like you went to Vegas. Space Vegas or whatever's around here.

[imatruck]

Vegas? No, I'm talkin' bout that stuff we did. Well, I did with other people.

[whenthedevilscry]

(Wait, does he think sex automatically means marriage...?

...

...You adorable lug.)

Oh, that? No, that is definitely not marriage. Sorry, big guy, but I'm not looking to settle down.

What we had was just sex. Casual sex between strangers. Trust me: sex doesn't mean marriage.

[imatruck]

[Someone needs to give robots sex ed ok.]

...it ain't?

Oh ok, that takes a lot of pressure off, I guess.

[whenthedevilscry]

The right pressure, I hope.

[imatruck]

You'd know about that...if I know the pressures you know.

[whenthedevilscry]

I think you do. If you scored with as many people as you say you have, then I think you'd know.

[imatruck]

...yeah I know.

Hehe, thanks for the what'd you call it? Aft signal?

[whenthedevilscry]

Body language?

[imatruck]

Uh...no.

Somethin' like that.

[whenthedevilscry]

Whatever; it'll come to me later.

(Or maybe it won't. No harm, either way.)

So...three people, huh? You wasted no time sharing the love.

[imatruck]

Yeah uh...

[He laughs, already getting hot in the face.]

Those flowers really got to me.

[whenthedevilscry]

Seems that way. Then again, with a big guy like you? I'm not so sure it was all the flowers.

[imatruck]

[Ok now you're making him really embarrassed.]

Wh-what me? It just happened...

[whenthedevilscry]

If you say so, pal. Though I guess I'm not surprised that a big dinosaur needs get more than one load off to relax.

[imatruck]

Well...you maybe be right, hehe...

[Looking away, playing with fingers.]

[whenthedevilscry]

At least if the urge comes back, you got three people to help you wind down.

[imatruck]

Hehe yeah, that does take a lot off my mind...and my everything else.