Video; After the Sex Pollen

[imatruck]

[Hello Cybertron. Some of you may still be having lingering awkward feelings with what happened the last few days. Well, Grimlock is not here to service or help those awkward feelings.

He peers through at the comm, his big claws clacking against the floor from which he's lying in his dinobot form.]

So uh...you know that whole marriage thing humans have? Where you get one and the other and there should be a ring...?

Well uh...

I think...it could be possible that you know...maybe four people could be married at the same time? To each other? And three don't know about it?

[Grimlock that's not what marriage means.]

Comments

[Audio]

[system_dp]

That is what polygamy means, yes.

[A beat.]

Why is Grimlock asking about marriage?

[Audio]

[imatruck]

Cause uh...

You know that thing we did?

[Audio]

[system_dp]

[Silence for a minute or two.]

Ah, the intercourse. Yes, what of it?

[Audio]

[imatruck]

Yeah so I might've inner course with four other people.

[Audio]

[system_dp]

And?

That has nothing to do with marriage, Grimlock.

[Audio]

[imatruck]

It ain't? Then why does anyone get married at all?

[Audio]

[system_dp]

Humans tend to get married out of a desire to be with one they love, and in many countries on Earth there are also benefits that married couples have that un-married ones do not have access to.

[A beat.]

Not that any of that applies to this situation. One can have intercourse and not be married to their sexual partner.

[Audio]

[imatruck]

So marriage and inner course have nothin' to do with each other?

Does fraggin' multiple people still make me a polygonist?

[Audio]

[system_dp]

Well they can, but they don't always have to.

To my knowledge that is.

[The second part though, she's got to think on.]

No, one is not a polygamist simply because they have had intercourse with multiple partners.

[Audio]

[imatruck]

Marriage sounds complicated.


Ok cool...so what does that make me?

[Audio]

[system_dp]

Then isn't it a good thing that robots cannot get married?

[Miria no, just because you are a thing doesn't mean that applies to everyone else.]

... Someone who enjoys intercourse?

[Audio]

[imatruck]

...yeah, guess it is.

[No Miria he believes you.]

Ok but was it me or the flowers? Maybe I need to try it again.

[Audio]

[system_dp]

[Oh god why, don't believe her when it comes to what robots can do.]

Do you feel a desire to do it again with any of your partners? If you do not then Grimlock should not feel the need to try it again.

[Audio]

[imatruck]

[Because she sounds smart and uses big words like polgony.]


Lemme think...









Yeah. I think I 'feel a desire'.

Re: [Audio]

[system_dp]

[SHE IS A ROBOT WITH A COMPUTER BRAIN.

Her smart is not that useful.]

Then perhaps Grimlock should speak with the partner that makes you feel that way about it?

[Not that she'll follow her own advice on this.]

[Audio]

[imatruck]

Maybe I should.

...one more thing.

Should I tell them about all the...inner course?

[Audio]

[system_dp]

If you want?

[Audio]

[imatruck]

I mean what if he finds out and I don't tell him? That'll be awkward.

[Audio]

[system_dp]

I... guess so? Like I have said, if you want to tell them then tell them.

If they find out from another source then perhaps Grimlock can deal with it when it happens.

[Audio]

[imatruck]

Yeah, but it'll be less weird when I tell 'em myself.

...uh. You don't look so...weird about...what happened...

[Audio]

[system_dp]

Then tell them and do not overthink it.

[Ha ha ha... ha.]

I am not allowing events beyond my control to become to bothersome, Grimlock.

[Audio]

[imatruck]

Thanks for being cool anyways.

You're...cool.

[Audio]

[system_dp]

[Now she's confused, because to her 'cool' is a temperature not a state of being.]

I am not cool... My systems are running at a regular heat level.

[Audio]

[imatruck]

No you're uh....good...not freaking out...you know, cool.

[Audio]

[system_dp]

[Still doesn't get it.

Enjoy the confused sounds from her end.]