Roller (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
officerjuicebox) wrote in ![[community profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/community.png)
robothell2016-01-09 04:19 pm
officerjuicebox) wrote in robothell2016-01-09 04:19 pm
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[With literally zero preamble, the camera clicks on to show the Roller's profile as he apparently talks to something off-screen.]
C'mon little guy, we live in the middle of a city with giant, crazy bots everywhere. You've got to get your tailpipe across this road.
[The camera swings around to the small, barely active drone huddled up in the middle of a street, curled up like a turtle.]
[There's a beat. And then Roller's voice (muffled and lowered) speaks up again:]
Leave me alone, you big weirdo!
[Cue the camera swinging back to Roller again, who just shakes his head.]
Nah, he's not gonna do it.
[Then the big bot just... cracks up, like he just told the best joke ever, before turning the camera off.]
[This has been: Shitposting with Officer Roller.]
C'mon little guy, we live in the middle of a city with giant, crazy bots everywhere. You've got to get your tailpipe across this road.
[The camera swings around to the small, barely active drone huddled up in the middle of a street, curled up like a turtle.]
[There's a beat. And then Roller's voice (muffled and lowered) speaks up again:]
Leave me alone, you big weirdo!
[Cue the camera swinging back to Roller again, who just shakes his head.]
Nah, he's not gonna do it.
[Then the big bot just... cracks up, like he just told the best joke ever, before turning the camera off.]
[This has been: Shitposting with Officer Roller.]