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[redshitlord]

Okay! Okay hey, look!

[Well, someone put a terminal on wheels. Which probably is to blame for the crappy signal. But hey! He can show things off this way.]

[And... well.]

[It's not much of a view. He's showing off what looks like... a robot frat house -- and that's being generous. You know the kind of place. Ragged furniture, discarded bits of whatnot on the floor... crappy paint job.]

Check this out. This is me and Grimlock's place. Jealous?

You should be. I bet no one has a place this nice yet. Literally no one. So you can all just line up and get a tour whenever we feel like it.

Bye~!

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[scaredybot]

Excuse me.

But this someone definitely has a much better place than your... your mess, thank you very much!

[Wow, you so just inadvertently insulted his ship-house that he worked so hard on, rude.]

[redshitlord]

Wow, someone sounds jealous.

... whoever you are.

[scaredybot]

Jealous?! Of that?

It's not even- do you even-

Have you even heard of cleaning??

[redshitlord]

Yeah, of this! It's great!

Well, yeah. I mean, look at my exterior.

[scaredybot]

[Deeply critical look.]

Shiny isn't the same thing as clean, you know.

[redshitlord]

Is too!

... not that it matters, because I'm both!

[scaredybot]

Not if you live like that you aren't!

[Sorry, Sidewsipe, if you don't live in a sterile environment you're never truly clean according to some people]

[redshitlord]

Like what?

[He looks around, curiously. Like this is going to make things clearer.]

This is way better than the scrap yard.

[scaredybot]

[Oh horror!]

Why would you live in a scrap yard?!

[Seriously, that's barely a step up from 'garbage dump' or 'sewer']

[redshitlord]

... Because it was there?

[scaredybot]

[No words. Only staring.]

[redshitlord]

... What?

[scaredybot]

Do you not have any standards?

[redshitlord]

What's that supposed to mean?

[scaredybot]

That you have terrible choices in living spaces!

[redshitlord]

Hey, it was free, and there wasn't exactly anywhere else to go!

[scaredybot]

[Mayday is just going to slowly drag his hands down his faceguard here.]

[redshitlord]

What now?

[scaredybot]

You're just so... laid back.

[He says it likes it's a dirty word.]

[redshitlord]

So? Do I have to be stuck up?

[scaredybot]

I'm not- I am not stuck up!

[There's a lot of flustering and blustering that cuts off suddenly as Mayday cuts the transmission]