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[redshitlord]

Okay! Okay hey, look!

[Well, someone put a terminal on wheels. Which probably is to blame for the crappy signal. But hey! He can show things off this way.]

[And... well.]

[It's not much of a view. He's showing off what looks like... a robot frat house -- and that's being generous. You know the kind of place. Ragged furniture, discarded bits of whatnot on the floor... crappy paint job.]

Check this out. This is me and Grimlock's place. Jealous?

You should be. I bet no one has a place this nice yet. Literally no one. So you can all just line up and get a tour whenever we feel like it.

Bye~!

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[imatruck]

Yeaaaaah! We got a hooooouse we got a hooouse.

[Doing a little groove.]

...wait tourse?

[scaredybot]

Excuse me.

But this someone definitely has a much better place than your... your mess, thank you very much!

[Wow, you so just inadvertently insulted his ship-house that he worked so hard on, rude.]

[quantumechanic]

Uh. Have you. Checked the structural integrity of that building yet?

[Don't die, eager robot child!]

[chickscream]

I've lived under bridges that were nicer, actually. Tell me, did a natural disaster hit, or is it supposed to look like that?

[In fact, Slipstream is still napping under bridges, so she's really in no place to judge. That's not stopping her.]

[orerrible]

This is how we've chosen to utilize the network?

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[planate]

Oh! You found a place. And a friend. I'll be by soon to make sure it fits the 56 allotted rules for structural integrity and living space. I'll have to evict you if it doesn't.

[SRS FACE for all of two seconds.]

Wow, I felt part of my soul drain out just saying that.

[GET IT BECAUSE SHITLORD WAS WHINING ABOUT RULES N STUFF its funny really]