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[redshitlord]

Okay! Okay hey, look!

[Well, someone put a terminal on wheels. Which probably is to blame for the crappy signal. But hey! He can show things off this way.]

[And... well.]

[It's not much of a view. He's showing off what looks like... a robot frat house -- and that's being generous. You know the kind of place. Ragged furniture, discarded bits of whatnot on the floor... crappy paint job.]

Check this out. This is me and Grimlock's place. Jealous?

You should be. I bet no one has a place this nice yet. Literally no one. So you can all just line up and get a tour whenever we feel like it.

Bye~!

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[redshitlord]

Oh, well. It's Sideswipe. So there. And no. I'm named for being awesome. Duh.

I have Grimlock. That's seriously all the help I need.

[chickscream]

Oh, obviously.

[Her tone is dripping with sarcasm, and not especially well-meaning sarcasm. But that's not going to stop her from being helpful!]

Still, surely it couldn't hurt to ask Megatron or someone to... check your work, could it?

[redshitlord]

... Why would I do that?