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[redshitlord]

Okay! Okay hey, look!

[Well, someone put a terminal on wheels. Which probably is to blame for the crappy signal. But hey! He can show things off this way.]

[And... well.]

[It's not much of a view. He's showing off what looks like... a robot frat house -- and that's being generous. You know the kind of place. Ragged furniture, discarded bits of whatnot on the floor... crappy paint job.]

Check this out. This is me and Grimlock's place. Jealous?

You should be. I bet no one has a place this nice yet. Literally no one. So you can all just line up and get a tour whenever we feel like it.

Bye~!

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[imatruck]

Yeaaaaah! We got a hooooouse we got a hooouse.

[Doing a little groove.]

...wait tourse?

[redshitlord]

An entire house. Just for us! No one's gonna boss us around.

... well, not really. That's the whole 'whenever we feel like it part'.

[imatruck]

Yeah! Yeah! We can just run around and punch holes in the wall!

[Woah Grimlock calm down.]

Ok good, make sure you knock crabs off the tour whatever.

[redshitlord]

Uhhh... Grims? Maybe we kinda... shouldn't punch holes in our walls?

You know. Because we kind of need the place standing and all.

[scaredybot]

Excuse me.

But this someone definitely has a much better place than your... your mess, thank you very much!

[Wow, you so just inadvertently insulted his ship-house that he worked so hard on, rude.]

[redshitlord]

Wow, someone sounds jealous.

... whoever you are.

[scaredybot]

Jealous?! Of that?

It's not even- do you even-

Have you even heard of cleaning??

[redshitlord]

Yeah, of this! It's great!

Well, yeah. I mean, look at my exterior.

[quantumechanic]

Uh. Have you. Checked the structural integrity of that building yet?

[Don't die, eager robot child!]

[redshitlord]

Um, yeah. That's like the first thing we did!

[No, no he didn't. What is that.]

[quantumechanic]

Did you really?

[Her Captain is Rodimus, she knows to ask this question.]

[redshitlord]

... Yes?

[chickscream]

I've lived under bridges that were nicer, actually. Tell me, did a natural disaster hit, or is it supposed to look like that?

[In fact, Slipstream is still napping under bridges, so she's really in no place to judge. That's not stopping her.]

[redshitlord]

It's a work in progress! Geez... Can't one of you just, I don't know.

Say, "hey good job"! Or something?

[chickscream]

Hmm.

[Slipstream smiles, a little unpleasantly, her red eyes bright.]

Congratulations, Red. I don't know how you managed to find furniture uglier than the walls, but it must have taken some kind of talent.

[redshitlord]

It's Sideswipe. Ugh, is it really that hard to remember?

[Yes, because you never said your name to begin with, you idiot.]

We're working on it!

[orerrible]

This is how we've chosen to utilize the network?

[redshitlord]

Well, yeah, what else are we--

[redshitlord]

[Squint.]

[redshitlord]

...

What happened to your face?

[orerrible]

Politics.

[ That is the simpliest answer, young shitbaby. ]

[redshitlord]

How do politics happen to a face?

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[planate]

Oh! You found a place. And a friend. I'll be by soon to make sure it fits the 56 allotted rules for structural integrity and living space. I'll have to evict you if it doesn't.

[SRS FACE for all of two seconds.]

Wow, I felt part of my soul drain out just saying that.

[GET IT BECAUSE SHITLORD WAS WHINING ABOUT RULES N STUFF its funny really]

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[redshitlord]

[And about halfway through the spiel, Sideswipe starts rolling his optics. About hard enough to let them roll out of his head.]

[He blinks.]

That's really funny. Oh man. I think I about fell over laughing.

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[planate]

Tough crowd!

[he made one person laugh then suddenly thinks he's a world class comedian.]

Seriously though, I'm jealous. I haven't found anything half that good or stable, yet.