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Okay! Okay hey, look!

[Well, someone put a terminal on wheels. Which probably is to blame for the crappy signal. But hey! He can show things off this way.]

[And... well.]

[It's not much of a view. He's showing off what looks like... a robot frat house -- and that's being generous. You know the kind of place. Ragged furniture, discarded bits of whatnot on the floor... crappy paint job.]

Check this out. This is me and Grimlock's place. Jealous?

You should be. I bet no one has a place this nice yet. Literally no one. So you can all just line up and get a tour whenever we feel like it.

Bye~!

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Yeaaaaah! We got a hooooouse we got a hooouse.

[Doing a little groove.]

...wait tourse?

An entire house. Just for us! No one's gonna boss us around.

... well, not really. That's the whole 'whenever we feel like it part'.

Excuse me.

But this someone definitely has a much better place than your... your mess, thank you very much!

[Wow, you so just inadvertently insulted his ship-house that he worked so hard on, rude.]

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Uh. Have you. Checked the structural integrity of that building yet?

[Don't die, eager robot child!]

I've lived under bridges that were nicer, actually. Tell me, did a natural disaster hit, or is it supposed to look like that?

[In fact, Slipstream is still napping under bridges, so she's really in no place to judge. That's not stopping her.]

This is how we've chosen to utilize the network?

Wow, someone sounds jealous.

... whoever you are.

Um, yeah. That's like the first thing we did!

[No, no he didn't. What is that.]

It's a work in progress! Geez... Can't one of you just, I don't know.

Say, "hey good job"! Or something?

Well, yeah, what else are we--

[Squint.]

...

What happened to your face?

Hmm.

[Slipstream smiles, a little unpleasantly, her red eyes bright.]

Congratulations, Red. I don't know how you managed to find furniture uglier than the walls, but it must have taken some kind of talent.

It's Sideswipe. Ugh, is it really that hard to remember?

[Yes, because you never said your name to begin with, you idiot.]

We're working on it!

Politics.

[ That is the simpliest answer, young shitbaby. ]

How do politics happen to a face?

You never told me your name, idiot. And what kind of a name is that? Are you named after crashing? Actually, wait, looking at your home, I can believe it.

[But she's smiling a little, eyes narrowed and chin resting in the palm of her hand.]

... I have heard rumblings of plans to build better habitations. Perhaps you should ask someone for help? I mean, you clearly need it.