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[redshitlord]

Okay! Okay hey, look!

[Well, someone put a terminal on wheels. Which probably is to blame for the crappy signal. But hey! He can show things off this way.]

[And... well.]

[It's not much of a view. He's showing off what looks like... a robot frat house -- and that's being generous. You know the kind of place. Ragged furniture, discarded bits of whatnot on the floor... crappy paint job.]

Check this out. This is me and Grimlock's place. Jealous?

You should be. I bet no one has a place this nice yet. Literally no one. So you can all just line up and get a tour whenever we feel like it.

Bye~!

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[quantumechanic]

Uh. Have you. Checked the structural integrity of that building yet?

[Don't die, eager robot child!]

[redshitlord]

Um, yeah. That's like the first thing we did!

[No, no he didn't. What is that.]

[quantumechanic]

Did you really?

[Her Captain is Rodimus, she knows to ask this question.]

[redshitlord]

... Yes?

[quantumechanic]

Do you know what "structural integrity" means?

[The Lost Light has taught her about idiot children.]

[redshitlord]

...



Yes?

[quantumechanic]

[Oh good grief.]

A lack of structural integrity from age, damage, or both means the building might collapse.

[redshitlord]

It stood up to Grimlock smashing around in it!