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[redshitlord]

Okay! Okay hey, look!

[Well, someone put a terminal on wheels. Which probably is to blame for the crappy signal. But hey! He can show things off this way.]

[And... well.]

[It's not much of a view. He's showing off what looks like... a robot frat house -- and that's being generous. You know the kind of place. Ragged furniture, discarded bits of whatnot on the floor... crappy paint job.]

Check this out. This is me and Grimlock's place. Jealous?

You should be. I bet no one has a place this nice yet. Literally no one. So you can all just line up and get a tour whenever we feel like it.

Bye~!

Comments

[imatruck]

...can't we just do one punchin'?

You know, for breakin' the place in?

[redshitlord]

I didn't think "breaking things in" was supposed to be literal...

Look, we'll go find you a punching bag, or a 'con, okay?

[imatruck]

...better be a big Con or punchin' bag.

Anyway, I wanna see what the inside look like!

[redshitlord]

Oh, right! Yeah, let's do that.

[And in they go. Where... the inside looks about like the outside... whoops.]

[imatruck]

Uh...

[Call him crazy but...]

Thiiiiis kind of looks the same.

[redshitlord]

Are you kidding?

There's a roof in here! That's like... completely different!

[imatruck]

I unno, looks kinda the same to me. Like we walked outside...again.

[redshitlord]

Well, we didn't. It's inside. So.

[imatruck]

Wouldn't hurt to fix it, right?

[redshitlord]

... Do you know how?

[imatruck]

Yeah!

...no

[redshitlord]

Then we're just gonna have to leave it alone.

[imatruck]

That's fine, I gueeeess.

[So mature.]

[redshitlord]

Do you really wanna go look for another place?

[imatruck]

...ok, we're good.

[He ain't a house-hunter.]

[redshitlord]

That's what I thought.

[imatruck]

Yeah, me too.

Now...where's my room?

[redshitlord]

Wherever you want it, big guy!

[imatruck]

Really? Then uh...I want the room with the best view!

[redshitlord]

Proooooobably upstairs then.

[imatruck]

[He goes in for a big squeeze.]

Thanks, hehe.

[redshitlord]

Ack-! Grim-! Crushing-!

[BE CAREFUL YOU BIG SOFTIE]

[imatruck]

[Oh whoops. He lets go.]

Sorry, hehe. Can't help it~

[redshitlord]

Y-yeah... I know.

That's why I'm. Not mad. Just winded.

[imatruck]

You need to build some stamina, bro.

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