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Okay! Okay hey, look!

[Well, someone put a terminal on wheels. Which probably is to blame for the crappy signal. But hey! He can show things off this way.]

[And... well.]

[It's not much of a view. He's showing off what looks like... a robot frat house -- and that's being generous. You know the kind of place. Ragged furniture, discarded bits of whatnot on the floor... crappy paint job.]

Check this out. This is me and Grimlock's place. Jealous?

You should be. I bet no one has a place this nice yet. Literally no one. So you can all just line up and get a tour whenever we feel like it.

Bye~!

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I could! I took down Steeljaw one time!

[First of all, no, you didn't. Second of all, no one else knows who the fuck that is.]

It does not signify.

[ Where are your parents. ]

I am not given to boasting. [ Horseshit. ] Were I, however, I'd advise against this imagined conflict of yours.

Seriously? Someone has to know him!

[Kissing each other, probably.]

Why? You've only got one eye! I've got at least two.

I will forever be balked at this pervasive notion empurata has hampered me in anyway.

[ [disgusted noise] ]

Reign in that bravado. What is past is past and Optimus would not look kindly at one of his being left in pieces on his doorstep because his pride got in the way of rational thinking.

... Empanada? Isn't that some human food?

[SIDESWIPE NO.]

I didn't say I would! I said I could!

[ Shockwave may be incapable of sighing, but he managed an impressive ugh. ]

Rushing headlong to your own demise would be ill-advised.

But I didn't say I would!

True, however neither statement is correct.

It could be!

If you're quite finished posturing, then perhaps now is the time to listen to the advice Nautica is so charitably attempting to bring down to your level.