rodders: <user name=brodinsons> (IT'S CONFUSING)
RODIMUS ([personal profile] rodders) wrote in [community profile] robothell2015-05-10 07:56 pm

ROOOOOBOT PROOOOM

Who: ALL ROBOTS.
Where: THE FORUM
When: RIGHT THE FUCK NOW
What: ROBOT PROM
Warnings: teenagers making out, galvatron doing his thing, a throwdown between first aid and tarn over sixshot. usual prom shit.


ROBOT PROM


the punch has been spiked, the music is whatever they could scrape together, and there’s bleachers to make out behind. takes place OUTSIDE in the forum so there's plenty of space and people can easily crash it.

prom king is optimus prime, prom queen is pipes.

please behave as irresponsibly as you would at real prom.

comment around, mingle, you all know the drill.
imatruck: (So I watched miami vice)

[personal profile] imatruck 2015-05-17 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
“Uh....”

He chuckles, nervous as his face goes a little warm. He never expected Sideswipe, aka Coolbot, to say things like that.

“...you really think that?”
redshitlord: (I'M SO DAMN HOT)

[personal profile] redshitlord 2015-05-17 06:41 am (UTC)(link)
"Well, uh. Yeah? I mean. You're great! You're really great! And huge! And you're a good bot!"

There's another pat. This would probably all sound a lot more sincere if he didn't look like he was half-out-of-it. And dangling limply in Grimlock's hold.
imatruck: (I felt a little tired)

[personal profile] imatruck 2015-05-17 09:32 pm (UTC)(link)
“...uh yeah, you're a good bot too. With a huge...helm. Did you get someone to file that down for you?”

That counts as a compliment on both accounts. Hmmm what would be a responsible thing to do with a drunk Sideswipe.

“...you wanna fight? I'll go easy on ya.”
redshitlord: (wha'd I'd believe you for?)

[personal profile] redshitlord 2015-05-18 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
"Nahhhh, it's just. It's just. Detailing. Y'know?"

And cue the confused, wide-eyed blinking. His feet swing back and forth a bit.

"Fight? Why're we -- what'd I do?"
imatruck: (The sun was spitting fire)

[personal profile] imatruck 2015-05-22 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
“Actually I don't.”

Did you expect Grimlock to know something like that? But anyway, onto more important things.

“Yeah! You just...I don't know, you can try to tackle me!”
redshitlord: (you don't love me at all)

[personal profile] redshitlord 2015-05-22 06:04 am (UTC)(link)
"No? No? How come... how come you don't know?"

He repeats the question a few times, trying to puzzle it out on his own, and failing. He's just sort of leaning and dangling in Grimlock's hold, not even trying to dance or wriggle away anymore.

There's a few slow, confused blinks.

"Why...?"
imatruck: (I felt a little tired)

[personal profile] imatruck 2015-06-06 07:03 am (UTC)(link)
“Cause...I unno...I never got it...”

Ok that's weird. Stop trying to fall dude, stay still. The mech gives an awkward pat to the mech. Pat pat.

“Cause it's fun? You sure you ok? You actin' pretty funny...”
redshitlord: (come along to the great unknown)

[personal profile] redshitlord 2015-06-06 07:19 am (UTC)(link)
"I'm fine! Fffffffffffine!"

And he pats back. Right there on Grimlock's face. Pat. Pat. Pat.

"Just. Stop spinning around. Okay, big bot?"
imatruck: (The sun was spitting fire)

[personal profile] imatruck 2015-06-12 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
“Uh. I'm standin right here.”

He linefaces pretty hard.

“That's my face you just touched.”
redshitlord: (it doesn't bother me at all)

[personal profile] redshitlord 2015-06-12 05:35 am (UTC)(link)
"Yeah? Yeah? Is it...? It's all like. Tough."

Which is meant to be a compliment. Really, it is. He's trying to drunkenly compliment the big Autobot.

Up close and personal.
imatruck: (The sun was spitting fire)

[personal profile] imatruck 2015-06-16 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
“Tough? Hehe, you got me there!”

Tough means he's won a lot of fights, obviously. But then he notices he's really close. Too close.

“...uh, you're in my face.”
redshitlord: (say anything)

[personal profile] redshitlord 2015-06-16 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
"Yeah! Yeah, I got you. Right. Here."

Pat. Pat pat.

And then it dawns on him he's... less than a few inches from Grimlock's face and yeah, the guy is really cute. A good bot, too. Good friend, Grim.

Really good.

He's about to get even more in your face, Grimlock. Because this is probably the most fumbling attempt to kiss you there ever was.
imatruck: (I was a night like this)

[personal profile] imatruck 2015-06-22 06:32 am (UTC)(link)
"Thanks..."

Wait. What's happening. Wait his face is coming up to him.

Wait wait no this isn't right. Grimlock experienced very little and this is one of them. The mouth connects and Grimlock freezes. His face becomes a sculpture of confusion and a pinch of enjoyment.

"...uh." His legs finally start working.

"I need to go." And Grimlock transforms, high tailing it out of there.
redshitlord: (caught that slow alright)

[personal profile] redshitlord 2015-06-22 06:36 am (UTC)(link)
Everything is great. Really, really great. Even if he doesn't... entirely process why it's so great. He just knows there is someone large and warm and attractive holding him up, and this is totally what he saw in every movie ever.

It's great up until Grimlock transforms.

Up until Sideswipe hits the floor and just... sort of lies there in a heap of drunken red confusion.



"Huh?"