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Boom Boom Ackla Lacka Boom
WHO: Grimlock and WHOMEVER
WHERE: The City!
WHEN: Sex pollen!
WHAT: Open the door, get on the floor, everybody fuck the dinosaur
WARNINGS: Coming up on your mudflaps at 67, the truck fuck, the horizontal monster mash, the sex
[A. The City]
[When these plants started springing up, what was the dinobot's first instinct? Collect them, of course! Since when does Cybertron get metal flowers? It almost made up for the influx of little creepy animals appearing on this planet.
He gathers them up by the bunches, not bothering to notice the spores flying out everywhere with each bounce. Things had been a little awkward with him and Sideswipe and this would sure make things between them less tense!
But after a few minutes of directly sticking his face into these flowers, he started to feel...weird. It was like a combination of giddy, overheating, and sluggishness.
Grimlock staggers over to the nearest rock, refusing to let go of his quarry.]
Ugh...think I took some bad energon...
[B. Wherever--this is your Wildcard]
[Later on, the dinobot looks more...delirious, like he caught the whiff of some bad sulfuric acid. Grimlock totters back and forth, looking a bit preoccupied with urgent business, if not a little hot in the face. By which he means it feels like he's on fire.]
WHERE: The City!
WHEN: Sex pollen!
WHAT: Open the door, get on the floor, everybody fuck the dinosaur
WARNINGS: Coming up on your mudflaps at 67, the truck fuck, the horizontal monster mash, the sex
[A. The City]
[When these plants started springing up, what was the dinobot's first instinct? Collect them, of course! Since when does Cybertron get metal flowers? It almost made up for the influx of little creepy animals appearing on this planet.
He gathers them up by the bunches, not bothering to notice the spores flying out everywhere with each bounce. Things had been a little awkward with him and Sideswipe and this would sure make things between them less tense!
But after a few minutes of directly sticking his face into these flowers, he started to feel...weird. It was like a combination of giddy, overheating, and sluggishness.
Grimlock staggers over to the nearest rock, refusing to let go of his quarry.]
Ugh...think I took some bad energon...
[B. Wherever--this is your Wildcard]
[Later on, the dinobot looks more...delirious, like he caught the whiff of some bad sulfuric acid. Grimlock totters back and forth, looking a bit preoccupied with urgent business, if not a little hot in the face. By which he means it feels like he's on fire.]
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Gotta be honest: I wanna see what you can do, big guy.
(As if jerking him off right then and there didn't reveal enough about him. Though...Dante certainly can't handle this thing without injury, but that doesn't mean he can't ride it in another way, right? Cue the half demon straddling that spike and riding bare back, his legs holding him steady. There are many, many jokes to be made here.)
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And now said human is riding his spike rodeo-style. There's something so laughably sexy about it, Grimlock can't stop himself from giggling when he gets into position. Ok, cowboy.]
You asked for it.
[His claws delicately form a barrier to keep Dante from falling off as he starts to jerk himself off, bringing Dante along for the ride. Oh boy.]
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If he weren't trying to jerk himself and Grimlock off at the same time, he'd probably be laughing at this. Hell, they'll probably laugh at this together when they're done. Until then, he's bouncing on the big guy's spike and groping when he's not holding on too tightly. Gotta be honest: if the premise wasn't keeping him hard already, the roughness would.)
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Grim just likes back as he helps with their mutual masturbation. It felt good from the start but now that he's used to it, it makes a world a difference. His hands fiddle with Dante as a whole every which way he can without harming him.]
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Thankfully, the smaller of the two is also getting used to this setup and leans back, groping the base of the spike. Even the bigger ones have weakspots, he's learned in his career; it's just a matter of finding them.)
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The bot handles him like a little stretch armstrong. He ruts against the human's touch, grunting. Looks like he would find a weak spot soon.]
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Not that it's any easier on him, however, with his own cock throbbing and ready to go. He only needs a little more time to make Grimlock finish first, he tells himself. The rest will come naturally.)
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He watches Dante, making sure he's enjoying it just as much. Maybe he should compliment him.]
Hey, good job there...
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Job's not done yet.
(He still has a robot to jerk off, after all. Dante's hips clench and his body heats up in its own way while he's reaching for one of the wires within arm's reach.)
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Something's building up, the fact he's jerking up hard in the human's touch while his spike lights up is a good sign of that.]
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He'll just keep fiddling with that wire since it's having the strongest effect while he shuts one of his eyes and breathes heavily.)
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Not long before his practically swivels on his hips and thrusts up on final time, crying out. Electricity builds up in the pit of his stomach before being released as a spark flowing from around his spike.]
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Once that electrical current ends, Dante gracelessly slips off of that spike and falls on his side, barely moving. He's still alive; he just...needs a moment.)
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He bends down, gazing at the smaller organic.]
...uh, you alright?
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Never better!
(Finally, Dante returns to his pants and boots and puts them back on, a strong look of eager confidence on his face. Nothing all that different for him, really.)
We're gonna get along just fine, I can tell.
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He gives an eager thumbs up.]
Yeah uh...thanks for gettin' me off. Much appreciated.
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So. You got a name, big guy?
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Yeah it's Grimlock. What's yours, buddy?
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Hehe, you coulda been Donte. Donte.
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Heh. Dante has a nice sound to it, doesn't it? Grimlock's not too bad, either; kinda sounds like a wrestling move.
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...I unno what came over me.
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[Wiiiink.
He's kidding. Mostly.]
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If you do, make sure it's not the flowers' fault.
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